o1: why am i here? [text]

[turnip_rage]

[Espio is trying so hard to adapt to this situation, and doing perhaps better than others might - granted, this is only because he's used to things going bizarrely wrong, and this certainly qualifies. After a while of poking the Pokegear and investigating the contents of his backpack, he figures he might as well ask.A few questions

Comments

[foolishwren]

You'll wanna be heading to Cherrygrove City. Not for any particular reason, just because there's really nothing else to do here but hike.

[turnip_rage]

That's it? And by foot?

Sounds dull.

[foolishwren]

It is, more or less.

Sucks, I know.

[turnip_rage]

Definitely.

If I have to get ripped out of my reality, stripped of my powers and shoved in the body of an I-still-don't-know-what, there could at least be some supervillain behind it.

If you find one, let me know.

...the brown thing. Am I supposed to take it with me? It's tiny.

[powerfail]

...that's a lot to read, mister.

[turnip_rage]

Only if you can hardly read, I suspect.

[powerfail]

Hey! I can read... it's just a lot.

[Staring for a few minutes.]

Brown fuzzball?

[turnip_rage]

Five questions is not a lot! Are you stupid?

And yes, a brown fuzzball.

[Twiddles a little, finds video function, and sends a quick shot of a rather small Eevee. Which currently has a fascinated, saucer-eyed expression on its face.]