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[turnipsmeister]

Well since I have already taken one commission, would anyone else like some incredibly stylish yet functional clothing made for them?  Self removing underwear and exploding pickpockets come as standard!

Comments

[garotamalandro]

Self removing underwear and exploding pickpockets?!

I don't want that.

[turnipsmeister]

You don't? But they're so handy if you meet a mugger or a handsome young swain. Or is that meant to be the other way round...

[garotamalandro]

No one's gonna mug me, I never have anything in my pockets. What's with the self removing underwear?

[turnipsmeister]

Well, sometimes your hands are busy when it comes to taking your clothes off.

[inyourf_ace]

Self removing underwear!? SWEET!

Could I get a pair of bright red shorts?

[turnipsmeister]

Sure, I can do bulk orders?

[inyourf_ace]

No thanks! Just one is fine! I don't have that much cash for more.

Oh! But could make belt loops on the left side near the bottom for a small belt pouch?

[turnipsmeister]

Sure, you got something small to keep in them?

[tapdancinskelly]

Do you have them in a panty model?

[turnipsmeister]

We could come to some sort of accommodation.

[turnipsmeister]

Hmm, well while I disagree with you I must congratulate you on your fine eyewear.

[turnipsmeister]

Oh no, my spectroscopes are far superior.

[turnipsmeister]

ON your command word only, of course. It wouldn't do to have it remove itself at someone elses word. That costs extra.

[turnipsmeister]

Oh whatever you like, but they're always stylish.