Hi, my name is Two Can Dan, and I push Alexis off the sidewalks and exclaim that is it my specialty. I also call Alexis a slut, in church. Spill speghetti-o's down her sweatshirt, dance like a girl of African-American decent to Freak-a-leek, and fall face first down a flight of stairs into the sand. I'm Two Can Dan, and my best friend Alexis Manta who DOESN'T get intoxicated off of two daquiri's loves me, a lot.
"Hey Lexi, I wrote you a message in the sand:
Lexi is a.....A SLUT. Lexi is my best friend forever! "
Aw, goodtimes. Love you asshole. Forever and ever.<333
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" i thought you didnt want to be my friend anymore " dork your crazy!
I love you tonsss!! -- mee
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"Hey Lexi, I wrote you a message in the sand:
Lexi is a.....A SLUT.
Lexi is my best friend forever! "
Aw, goodtimes. Love you asshole. Forever and ever.<333
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i fall a lot
i love you
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and by the way
im loving your hair
me n you should hang out some time
you should come over
=(
that made me sad
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