001 | Dream
Dream Effects: Feelings of confidence, happiness, and then sudden horror.
Notes: Poland's horror.
The dream begins with Poland sitting on a throne, dressed like his old self. At his feet are Russia, Prussia, Austria, and Germany. They are dramatically crying.
"You're right, Mozart will never be as great as Chopin! He's nothing but a total failure when it comes to music!" Austria sobs out, banging his fist on the ground. "I'm nothing but a fancy schmancy know it all who doesn't even deserve Hungary!
Prussia looks up at Poland with tears in his eyes. "You really did kick my butt! I was such a loser. You've always been a wonderful knight. I was just a loudmouth!"
"Your sausages are totally better than mine. My sausages are probably ten times less as great as yours," Germany says, sounding like he's trying to hold back sobs himself. "Maybe even more...!" He breaks off into sobs.
"And I am a fatass. And ugly. And I'll give half of my country to you because you deserve it, Lord Polska! Also you have beautiful hair." Russia is sobbing the hardest. "Also I'll marry Belarus and we'll leave you and Lithuania alone! I'm sorry I just can't do more for you!"
Poland, during all of this, just smirks. He's obviously pleased with all of this because he's waited years to hear about how great he is. It's about time everybody realizes it.
"This is all very nice to hear and Lord Polska is glad you have all come to your senses." His voice sounds a lot more serious than it usually does. He's in serious mode. "And this pleases me greatly. Now if you--"
Suddenly the four of them start laughing, looking kind of demented as Poland finds himself tied up. He frowns and starts to struggle.
"Kidding!" They all say with glee and Poland finds the ground underneath his throne opening up and he falls down it, screaming.
"Oh, and you'll be seeing the Russian-Belarusian-Lithuanian Commonwealth soon enough!" Russia says happily as he waves good-bye.
Poland screams louder and that's how he wakes up.
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[Poland's panting as he wakes up and then frowns, pouting irritably.]
And it's totally my birthday today, too. So rude.
Notes: Poland's horror.
The dream begins with Poland sitting on a throne, dressed like his old self. At his feet are Russia, Prussia, Austria, and Germany. They are dramatically crying.
"You're right, Mozart will never be as great as Chopin! He's nothing but a total failure when it comes to music!" Austria sobs out, banging his fist on the ground. "I'm nothing but a fancy schmancy know it all who doesn't even deserve Hungary!
Prussia looks up at Poland with tears in his eyes. "You really did kick my butt! I was such a loser. You've always been a wonderful knight. I was just a loudmouth!"
"Your sausages are totally better than mine. My sausages are probably ten times less as great as yours," Germany says, sounding like he's trying to hold back sobs himself. "Maybe even more...!" He breaks off into sobs.
"And I am a fatass. And ugly. And I'll give half of my country to you because you deserve it, Lord Polska! Also you have beautiful hair." Russia is sobbing the hardest. "Also I'll marry Belarus and we'll leave you and Lithuania alone! I'm sorry I just can't do more for you!"
Poland, during all of this, just smirks. He's obviously pleased with all of this because he's waited years to hear about how great he is. It's about time everybody realizes it.
"This is all very nice to hear and Lord Polska is glad you have all come to your senses." His voice sounds a lot more serious than it usually does. He's in serious mode. "And this pleases me greatly. Now if you--"
Suddenly the four of them start laughing, looking kind of demented as Poland finds himself tied up. He frowns and starts to struggle.
"Kidding!" They all say with glee and Poland finds the ground underneath his throne opening up and he falls down it, screaming.
"Oh, and you'll be seeing the Russian-Belarusian-Lithuanian Commonwealth soon enough!" Russia says happily as he waves good-bye.
Poland screams louder and that's how he wakes up.
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[Poland's panting as he wakes up and then frowns, pouting irritably.]
And it's totally my birthday today, too. So rude.