TH' HELL, MAN

[turnthemearound]

Aight, tha's it, yo. I need somebody t' teach me how t' cook wit' all this stuff.

Soon as I get th' fire out.

Comments

[huff_puff_wolf]

Hahhr, I happen to know a thing or two about cooking!

[turnthemearound]

Well s'better'n me, yo. I know negative somethin' or other about it.

[huff_puff_wolf]

Well, what precisely do you want to know? Mostly, rrrrr, I work with meat.

[turnthemearound]

I suck at everything, yo. All I can do's sammiches an' that kinda thing. And instant ramen.

[nanas_hachiko]

I'll help you learn to cook! Setting fires isn't good! That's dangerous, you could get hurt! And then what would your sister do?

[turnthemearound]

OH SHIT, YO, I DIDN'T EVEN THINKA THAT!!!

WHAT IF I BURN DOWN TH' ROOM WHILE RHYME'S INSIDE?!

SHIT MAN, SHIT!!!

[nanas_hachiko]

YOU'RE NOT GOING TO HURT YOUR SISTER! It's okay! Stop panicking!

We'll just have to work on using ovens and stoves and microwaves, so you don't even have to worry about starting fires anymore!

[turnthemearound]

TEACH ME SENSEI

[eba05]

BEAT.

SERIOUSLY.

[turnthemearound]

Hey, sorry, man, sorry! But look, nothin' got burnt! 'Cept the wallpaper

[eba05]

...urgh. Please, just... next time ask for help, awright?

[hisdreamsmyfate]

I have no idea what you just said.

[turnthemearound]

Well learn t' read, yo.

[hisdreamsmyfate]

I'm reading it.

Still nothing.

[ninkyou_ningyo]

DON'T CATCH FIRE, BEATWAGON-SAAAN!!!!!!

[turnthemearound]

I WON'T, MAN, I WON'T