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[turpentine_kiss]

stolen from askalice

Fill it out, please:)

Dear Rachel,

You are really _____. You should _____. We need to go _____. After that we can _____. Remember that time we _____? That was real _____. Maybe tomorrow we can _____. You are my _____. I _____ you!

Signed your _____,
_____ In other news

Comments

[captianmurphy]

what's going on with the DVD player?

[askalice]

Oh, I'm sure it's nothing. We are all just technologically challenged in this house. Maybe sometime you could teach us how to use the vcr too.

P.S. That last comment was a joke.

[turpentine_kiss]

Yeah... Becca is correct. Nothing is wrong with it, we just can't figure out how to work it.

[amourdouloureux]

Dear Rachel,

You are really kewl. You should stop smoking. We need to go dance. After that we can drink soda. Remember that time we saw Lysandra step in pie? That was real funny. Maybe tomorrow we can eat candy. You are my Slutty McSlut. I miss you!

Signed your mamba queen,
Madame Smeeganses

[askalice]

Mwuahahahahahahaaa

I remember her stepping in pie. That was the funniest shite ever.

[turpentine_kiss]

Hell yeah! Lysandra stepping in pie was hilarious! I can't believe that you remembered that... it took me a while to figure out that it actually happened.

[askalice]

You are really a bitch. You should do the Slutty McSlut dance. We need to go smoke some crack. After that we can feed the birds. Remember that time we square danced in a Burger King bathroom? That was real excellent. Maybe tomorrow we can wake you up at 6:00am again. You are my truffle shuffle. I adore you!

Signed your most obsessed Willy Wonka fan,
B to the ecca (aka Qecca)

[turpentine_kiss]

Awww Qecca!
The BK bathroom hillbilly dancing was awesome. We should do that again sometime. Maybe next time we can do the Truffle Shuffle;)