soon i will be having an affair with a married woman... heh heh heh.

the two gayest people i know are at the courthouse right now, signing papers to get married.
watching these two act straight is hilarious... we took pictures ;D

so my two front tires were flat... easy to fix... just need air... right ( Read more... )

tonight chicago and iowa shall meet
and it will be glorious.

if anyone is here on tuesday i suggest they join me at funky buddha lounge.
lots of cool ladies and great djs.

last tuesday

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YAY!!! i got a waitressing job! and i didn't even have to apply ( Read more... )

i just took a nap on my desk during lunch break and woke up with my hand covered in sarah slobber.

thought i needed to share that on lj.

i'm pretty sure it's been a good last couple days ( Read more... )

man... poker night, again! but with girls!

can my life get any better?!

oh yeah, maybe if someone whose name starts with a "j" and ends in a "ill" would stop talkin' shit about me...

just kidding i love it when you talk shit! you dirty, dirty girl.

answer my calls you internet whore!

i've decided it be very strange, that every time i get off the train, i find my left butt cheek completely numb.

that is if i actually get a seat in the mad rush of business suits and back packs.

i am going to get myself in trouble one of these days... major trouble.
it's my life.