[Voice Mail]

[turtle_techie]

"You've reached Donatello; I'm not in right now, but if you leave a message at the tone, I'll call you back as soon as I can.

If this is Mr. Sweeney, I am not playing hard to get. Please stop calling me!"

BEEP

Comments

[whitedeathpod]

[From here]

"While I very much appreciate your offer of snogging and special things, I think I'm gonna have to pass. You're not my type, it's not you, it's me and all that stuff on a Hallmark card. Can you ever get over me?"

[abhorsentobe]

( from here)

"I'm sorry you have a tooth ache, but I can't mind your store! I don't know where your store is or what you sell, and, and, you'll just have to ask someone else. Good luck. Um. Goodbye."

[lovesrenoir]

[In response to this]

"FREE LUNCH! FREE LUNCH! TASTE'S LIKE PENGUIN! HAH! HAH! HAH!"

Freaky Phone Friday...

[senor_chado]

[[ inspired by this>]]

"Dude, where are you? Must not have your phone with you, huh? Well, if you do finally get all my messages, I got an idea. Make suer you're not wearing anything...complicated when you come over, 'kay? Love you. All this waiting is driving me nuts..."

[vkandis_son]

[from here]

"I am not interested." Karal's voice was a high pitched squeak. "I told you that when you kissed me! Please, I do not want to hurt your feelings, but I am really, really, not interested!