It is with great 'regret' that I must announce the 'death' of Turtle Tells It ( Read more... )

I figured it would be pointless to take a look back at last year. Lots of momentous things happened, some of them in my favor, even. So, unless your name starts with a 'John' and ends with a 'McCain,' you could feel good about 2008. I mean, I sure did ( Read more... )

That's right, fools! I'm back for the December Playoff Push!!!

For those of you who aren't quite familiar with my rather frank subject line, well, I have this for you!

I suppose it's 'Dick in A Box' for 2008. But well worth the view, believe me my faithful readers!!! Yes, all 6 of you. I know I don't give you much to work with, with my (apparent ( Read more... )

I got gas for $1.91/gallon in Rock Hill. I say that because that is the lowest I've ever paid for gas (ever!) in my own car. Now, that means a couple of things. One, it shows how pathetic I was in actually getting my own car. Also, it shows...well, how pathetic I was in getting my own car. When I got the Explorer last March, I paid $2.36 for a ( Read more... )

I'm back, bitches ( Read more... )

Not to fear, my loyal LJ fans. Yes, all four of you. I really think four is right on the money. OK, maybe five. Still. In my mind, I have the most amazing, fitting, up to speed journal entry ready to throw down ( Read more... )

Also in this entry...-Ice cream cupcakes ( Read more... )

One thing about working my ridiculous schedule is that everyone seems to want to have fun things...when I have to work. And no one seems to really grasp that I can't just say, "Oh, well let me just work earlier!" and it automatically happens. OK, maybe people do understand it's not that simple, but still. Since I've used up most of my off days ( Read more... )

It's funny how they told us in college that women who had long hair would not make it in broadcast journalism. Especially since half of the women have long, flowing locks ( Read more... )

The coin never lies. Probably because there are only two choices.


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