maaaaan....i lost.
aye hart jew: then i'll kill you. it's that simple.
aye hart jew: and then i'll steal your cat.
Semore2k: with what
aye hart jew: my fists.
Semore2k: WHOA WHOA WHOA
Semore2k: no need to bring pretty kitty into this
aye hart jew: she's already been broughten>
Semore2k: you already publicly disgraced her alright, i am pretty mad about that ok?
Semore2k: i think this calls for a duel
aye hart jew: a fight to the death. for sure.
Semore2k: weapon of choice?
aye hart jew: banana.
Semore2k: banana phone? or banana?
Semore2k: i choose phone
aye hart jew: banana in pajamas.
Semore2k: what kind of banana pajamas?
aye hart jew: nono. a banana. in pajamas.
Semore2k: i know
Semore2k: but
Semore2k: the pajamas are the bananas
aye hart jew: i know.
Semore2k: so i call them banana pajamas
aye hart jew: duh.
Semore2k: so
Semore2k: what say you now?
aye hart jew: nono the the bananas are wearing the pajamas
Semore2k: i know i know
Semore2k: what kind of pajamas?
aye hart jew: footie pajamas.
aye hart jew: with cowboys on them.
aye hart jew: mean cowboys.
aye hart jew: stern cowboys.
Semore2k: with pistols?
aye hart jew: oh yes. and horses. stern horses.
Semore2k: and lassos?
aye hart jew: most definetly.
aye hart jew: green lassos.
aye hart jew: stern, green lassos.
Semore2k: you like stern things do ya?
aye hart jew: no. i just think that would be my best option considering that this is a fight to the death. i like to be stern about duels.
Semore2k: well
Semore2k: don't get your hopes up
Semore2k: you shall fall in this battle
Semore2k: i will be victorious
aye hart jew: see.. i just don't think so. i am a master at bananas in pajamas fighting.
aye hart jew: i studied with the grand puba in Turkey for 18 years.
Semore2k: see, this is your mistake
Semore2k: the grand puba is not as grand as my master
aye hart jew: and who is this?
Semore2k: he fell to him in the banana in pajama fighting tournament of 83'
aye hart jew: the grand puba had a cold that week.
Semore2k: just mentioning his name would most definately destroy you, and i don't want that
Semore2k: the grand puba is a liar!
Semore2k: and a fake!
Semore2k: he lost fair and square
aye hart jew: no.. he pinky swore.
Semore2k: then he is a pinky swear breaker
Semore2k: an offense punishable by death
Semore2k: by way of taffy
aye hart jew: NOT TAFFY!!!!!!
Semore2k: oh yes
Semore2k: SALT WATER TAFFY
aye hart jew: NOT..... :GASP: BLUE RASBERRY FLAVORED SALT WATER TAFFY!!!!!??????????????
Semore2k: indeed
Semore2k: .
aye hart jew: oh man. this is not good. not good at all.
Semore2k: oh i know
Semore2k: for i know the great puba's one weakness
Semore2k: great = grand
aye hart jew: you do!!!???
Semore2k: yes
Semore2k: aforementioned taffy will surely mean his demise
aye hart jew: ok ok. forget the grand puba. when is our duel?
Semore2k: oh its happening right now
Semore2k: on the plains a romulus
aye hart jew: wait wait wait! im not there yet!
Semore2k: you may not be, but your banana army is quickly falling to mine
aye hart jew: LIES!
Semore2k: I SPEAK THE TRUTH!
aye hart jew: LIES!!
Semore2k: there are 5 steps to coping with a loss
Semore2k: denial being one of them
aye hart jew: i refuse to believe you.
Semore2k: well while you are in denial
Semore2k: your bananas are becoming peels on my field of battle
Semore2k: MWAHAHAHAHA
aye hart jew: well ya know what? I don't even care if my banana army fails to yours. bc I am still way cuter than you. And there is nothing that you can do about that.