Heard any good jokes, funny stories, hilarious videos, SQEEEE worthy anything?

Lay 'em on me!

Also, who's coming to see Where the Wild Things are with me in a few weeks?

These days, your gods can kick the butts of everyone else's gods. Likewise, your lawyers and agents and sidekicks can most likely outwit, outdo, and out-wrestle everyone else's. But it's crucial to note that if you try to work alone, you will not be able to kick other people's butts, let alone the butts of their gods, lawyers, agents, and sidekicks ( Read more... )

I was pretty taken with Be Teachable from this quote today ( Read more... )

Murmurs and whispers will have more clout than clamors and shouts. A candle in the dark will provide more illumination than a bonfire at high noon. Short jaunts could transform everything permanently; long trips might only shift things slightly and temporarily. Forceful confrontations may lead to a muddle; feints and tricks and bluffs could spark ( Read more... )

I have tuned in to your yearning for resolution, O Seeker. I know that your heart fervently wants the riddles to run their course, the mysteries to be revealed, the uncertainties to be quelled. And I have ransacked my imagination in search of what consolation I might provide to appease your quest for neat, simple truths. But what I have concluded, ( Read more... )

Visionary philosopher Buckminster Fuller said that "Pollution is nothing but resources we're not harvesting." If that's true, Cancerian, you've got a lot of resources available to you right now, although they will have to be converted from their smoggy and effluvial state. So for example, if you're a songwriter, the noxious emotions floating around ( Read more... )

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we're on break, so i don't have to practice but while everyone else is scrambling to finish their case studies i'm on a mission to create a flowing 60 minute massage mainly in the side-lying position. i'm told it can't be done save for the pregnant and otherwise laying-flat-on-the-table impaired. i've got it loosely worked out, but need to practice ( Read more... )

"His heart was growing full of broken wings and artificial flowers," wrote poet Federico Garcia Lorca. "In his mouth, just one small word was left." There were times during the first half of June when I was tempted to borrow those words to describe you, Cancerian. Now, thankfully, you're moving into a much brighter phase. The buds that are about to ( Read more... )