I started a file called a couple of years ago called "Out of the Mouths..." That's' where I keep track of some of the unexpected quotes the grandson comes up with. Here's the latest:
After picking the lad up from his pre-kindergarten, we headed home to change the wet muddy outfit he had on. We said we'd change his clothes, get some juice and children's Motrin for his cough and feverish condition, and then head out to Poppa's B-Day lunch. That apparently didn't suit b/c he wanted to stay at our house and play. Check out this angle: "Ya can't just Motrin a guy up, and take him out somewhere..." followed by a diatribe on the flu and contagion.
I know there's no hope for ever winning an argument w/ the little beastie. Just too quick thinking!