Then from now on I shall be known as JeepMan! Arch-rival and nemisis of The VW Crusader, attempting to crush all Volkswagens in existence with his obnoxiously big mud tires, and choke their air filters by belching exhast out of his flowmaster muffler system!
The deuls we shall have will be legendary. You, fighting for truth, justice, and the German way, will go up against the American "bigger is better" sense of superiority.
I and my Jeep will attempt to crush you underfoot, but your fine, quality crafted chassis and suspension will be too quick for my lumbering pace. This mighty battle will go on for hours before I realize that you have outsmarted me when I run out of gas long before you do...
"Gawl-dangit! How did that good fer nuthin forigner outsmart me?!"
"Simple deductions JeepMan. Your poorly manufactured American auto could not possibly stand up for long against the great heritage of Volkswagen efficiency."
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The deuls we shall have will be legendary. You, fighting for truth, justice, and the German way, will go up against the American "bigger is better" sense of superiority.
I and my Jeep will attempt to crush you underfoot, but your fine, quality crafted chassis and suspension will be too quick for my lumbering pace. This mighty battle will go on for hours before I realize that you have outsmarted me when I run out of gas long before you do...
"Gawl-dangit! How did that good fer nuthin forigner outsmart me?!"
"Simple deductions JeepMan. Your poorly manufactured American auto could not possibly stand up for long against the great heritage of Volkswagen efficiency."
"Awwwwww, shucks!"
Curse you VW Crusader... I'll get you one day.
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Alright, A duel it is, JeepMan!
Engarde!!!!!!!
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