Things I Should Do Tonight That I Won't

[tuxmatt]

A list.

1. Work out.
2. Evaluation Paperwork.

Why not? Well, here's a list of what I'll be doing instead:

1. Nothing.

Comments

[ashwoman]

My list is way longer than yours. On both ends. Sadly, I'm too tired to even get stressed out about it. Cheers.

[planx_constant]

Your real list:

1. Listless masturbation to J-porn.

[jessamine]

Kinky.

[tuxmatt]

I dunno that anything "listless" can also be "kinky."

[threeness]

You got him confused with me.