Dear Kids

Dec 04, 2007 20:16

"Dear Kids,
One day, you will learn everything about Santa Claus. 
On that day, remember everything the adults told you about Jesus."
--The Internet

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madrona December 5 2007, 08:41:37 UTC
This is why I hate "Santa". With a passionate never-ending hate. My kids will never be told lies about who gives them presents.

On the other hand, Saint Nicholas himself was cool. All chucking money in windows and bitch-slapping Arius, and exuding perfume from his bones...boss!

Also claymation Santa origin stories are hilarious. My favorite is The Life and Adventures of Santa Claus. But anything by Rankin/Bass is full of cracked out holiday excitement, so you can't go wrong with Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town, either.

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