Dr.Pelka: Well... *looks excited*  NO CAVITIES!

Tuze: YAY!... do I get a sticker?

*Dr.Pelka and Kim the hygienist crack up*

Dr.Pelka: You can even have a sugarless sucker!

Tuzey: *winces and shakes her head no* ewwww...

*Dr.Pelka and Kim the hygienist crack up some more*

For no reason whatsoever (avoiding homework) I composed a list of my

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1. Can you cook?

2. What was your dream growing up?

3. What talent do you wish you had?

4. Favorite place?

5. Favorite vegetable?

6. What was the last book you read?

7. What zodiac sign are you ?

8. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings?

9. Worst Habit?

10. Do we know each other outside of lj?

11. What is your favorite sport?

12. Negative or Optimistic attitude?

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My Agenda for today:

Have a cigar
Eat some peanut M&M's
Pack my shit up
Smack my bitch up
Listen to David Bowie
Do the twist in the kitchen

Notice I'm starting my day at 2 in the afternoon?.... OMG!!!!

****SUDDEN PANIC SETS IN*** Reading week just past and I did't do any of my reading... I'm fucked!

Georgie, one of my patients, is an elderly man who has developmental disabilities.

For years I'd ask him at the beginning of my shift "what you been doing George?" and he'd say "Shoe in a bowl!...yack yack all day..."..

I just realized last week when he said "shoe in the bowl shit" ...he's actually saying "shootin' the bull..."

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I had this dream last night I was walking down the street really late at night... I was in a down town sort of area I didn’t recognize... I was walking along and this guy started coming down the sidewalk towards me... he was kind far away at first but then he got closer and was staring me down ..

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I had a really shitty day yesterday. Well it ended kind of better but the first half of it was a decroaded piece of crap.

I have a lot of mid term assignments to do. I'm doing awesome in my classes so far. It's a lot of reading and essays and assignments every week, so it's keeping me busy.

I got some super awesome Rose Quartz plugs yesterday from
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A couple of my anual demented valentines... from all of me to all of you ;)


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technically today  is my birthday, but I decided the happy part will take place in a couple weeks, once my back is better and I'm not all doped up on pain killers. I don't feel any better at all. I'm in a lot of pain.

I need a massage
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1. I've come to realize that my last kiss......
was food free

2. I am listening to...
.David Bowie

3. I talk...
when I'm falling asleep

4. I love...
feeling good

5. My best friend(s)...
are nutso

6. My first real kiss...
tasted like pickles

8. I hate it when people ask...
 Toose? Tuze? what nationality is that?

9. Love is....
awesome if you have it

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