Funny conversations!
Yep, its that time again!
A lot of these are mass Effect related, but I tried picking stuff that's accessible to everyone.
TV:...WHY IS THE FIRST THING THAT CAME TO MIND WHEN YOU SAID "SEXY TENTACLES" WAS A TENTACLE WITH A BIKINI DRAWN ON?
Death:when they're easier than normal interfacing
TV: XD
Death:...
XDXDXD
*slings ties one to the pink tentacle*
TV:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Death: *and it dances for him*
*LAPDANCES*
TV:WHAT IS THIS? I DONT EVEN
HOW DOES A TENTACLE LAPDANCE
TV:Internet, I am displeased by your lack of Aerialbot porn.
TV: Silica-carbide-whatever? Death, sex with robots NEVER works out for us humans.
Death: Shuttup.
Death:WE MEET AGAIN
HAAAAAA
TV:INDEED
TO THE DEATH?*Draws balloon sword*
Death: you challenge...
MY SWOOOOOOORD?
*pulls out rubber haddock*
TV: INDEED. HAVE AT YOU *Thwaps you on the head with balloon sword*
Death: *slaps you in the face with haddock* KNAVE!
TV:A MERE FLESH WOUND!
FEAR ME MORTAL *Stabbity*
Death:*whaps you on the head repeatedly* I SHALL NEVER SURRENDER!
now shutup and help me pack of all the shit i have to pack tonnight for going to queensland
TV:Fff, I love you, you know that right?
TV:Sidi: Is there a small animal doing a mating dance in my cowl?
Mel/Weaver *Nod*
Sidi: Just checking.
Laura: Garrus: *gives him some anyway* this stuff tastes like joy mixed with victory and seasoned with the souls of defeated enemies
*waggles mandibles*
Laura:*chews on your hand* hah! i caught a tv
Tv: XD
Laura:*loves it and feeds it*
Tv:*Loves back and doesn't poop on the carpet*
*Usually*
Laura: nemas: you just need to keep your ass down
TV: Munus: Same rules as in prison *deadpan*
TV: *Eating cake icing*
Death: liesssss
mm i need tea
brb
TV:I AM MUNCHING CAKE ICING WOMAN.
SHALL I SEND A PIC?
Death:nu
dont taunt me with your icing
XD
TV:*Licks icing off finger*
*slowly*
Death:...its just went from taunting to arousing
stop that
Tv: Kay, I gotta go for a bit, do some stuff, have a nap...
Destroy the universe later
Laura: okie dokie *does assignment*
A lot of these are mass Effect related, but I tried picking stuff that's accessible to everyone.
TV:...WHY IS THE FIRST THING THAT CAME TO MIND WHEN YOU SAID "SEXY TENTACLES" WAS A TENTACLE WITH A BIKINI DRAWN ON?
Death:when they're easier than normal interfacing
TV: XD
Death:...
XDXDXD
*slings ties one to the pink tentacle*
TV:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Death: *and it dances for him*
*LAPDANCES*
TV:WHAT IS THIS? I DONT EVEN
HOW DOES A TENTACLE LAPDANCE
TV:Internet, I am displeased by your lack of Aerialbot porn.
TV: Silica-carbide-whatever? Death, sex with robots NEVER works out for us humans.
Death: Shuttup.
Death:WE MEET AGAIN
HAAAAAA
TV:INDEED
TO THE DEATH?*Draws balloon sword*
Death: you challenge...
MY SWOOOOOOORD?
*pulls out rubber haddock*
TV: INDEED. HAVE AT YOU *Thwaps you on the head with balloon sword*
Death: *slaps you in the face with haddock* KNAVE!
TV:A MERE FLESH WOUND!
FEAR ME MORTAL *Stabbity*
Death:*whaps you on the head repeatedly* I SHALL NEVER SURRENDER!
now shutup and help me pack of all the shit i have to pack tonnight for going to queensland
TV:Fff, I love you, you know that right?
TV:Sidi: Is there a small animal doing a mating dance in my cowl?
Mel/Weaver *Nod*
Sidi: Just checking.
Laura: Garrus: *gives him some anyway* this stuff tastes like joy mixed with victory and seasoned with the souls of defeated enemies
*waggles mandibles*
Laura:*chews on your hand* hah! i caught a tv
Tv: XD
Laura:*loves it and feeds it*
Tv:*Loves back and doesn't poop on the carpet*
*Usually*
Laura: nemas: you just need to keep your ass down
TV: Munus: Same rules as in prison *deadpan*
TV: *Eating cake icing*
Death: liesssss
mm i need tea
brb
TV:I AM MUNCHING CAKE ICING WOMAN.
SHALL I SEND A PIC?
Death:nu
dont taunt me with your icing
XD
TV:*Licks icing off finger*
*slowly*
Death:...its just went from taunting to arousing
stop that
Tv: Kay, I gotta go for a bit, do some stuff, have a nap...
Destroy the universe later
Laura: okie dokie *does assignment*