The cats are wierd, and so is today.

[tv_the_sue]

...And I haven't even gone to work yet.

Comments

[rezykel]

Sheesh, the whole cellphones and cancer thing. Even if they could make up their minds whether or not they do cause cancer it would be less OMG!!! if... well, you know, if not for the whole everything causes cancer thing. It's like watching the nutritionist "experts" battle it out.

[tv_the_sue]

there may be a connection between cellphones and some tumours, but only in young people whose brains are still developing. But people are so overdramatic, its ridiculous. Fact is, Cellphones haven't been around long enough for proper studies.

[playswithworms]

*roffle* Reminds me of that commercial, "how many licks to get to the center of the tootsie roll pop?"

Ah ha! That explains why my penis is so tiny - I've very small fingers! XD

[death_hendry]

I don't have a penis... should I be worried?
>.>

[tv_the_sue]

that depends, are you male?

[death_hendry]

why, is that important?

[tv_the_sue]

Somewhat, you see, males have the more obvious penis, what is actually reffered to as the "exophallus" of course, in some cases, you will find males with Exophallus minor; they are usually easily identified by simply observing the mode of transportation said male prefers.

If you are female, then you likely have an "Endophallus." Science has proven that, within error, females lack the exophallus, though the greatest minds are still trying to figure out why.