25 years is a long time

May 09, 2014 19:09

Title: 25 years is a long time
Fadom: Star Trek (2009 movie)
Rating: PG
Genre: Crack
Summary: So. What did the Romulans do on that ship for 25 years?

Soo..it's been forever since I posted something, but I'm still here. Just very quietly.
This was just a quick fanfic I had to write after watching the 2009 Star Trek movie too many times(if that's even possible)



25 Years is a long time

-Day one-

It's been 24 hours since we entered the black hole and destroyed and got attacked by a starfleet aircraft.

We have decided to wait at this spot until Spock enters as well so we can make him suffer.

We have hope this will happen soon.

-Day 24-

Spock has still not arrived but we still have faith. Another small vessel have been by. We sacrified one of our missils on them but it was worth it, we can not be found.

-Day 67-

I can't deny it, it's taken longer than I thought. The crew is getting restless, starting to question me. Not to my face, but I have heard the whispers.

-Day 152-

The crew are now saying to my face that they think this is stupid. I diverted the whole thing by starting a game of space hockey.They bought it.

-2 years and 17 days-

Today our main Spock lookout told me he quit. It was quite dramatic actually. And embarrasing. He's hiding in the machine room now considering he can't actually leave the ship.

-3 years-

It was poetry night yesterday. First officer made a complete fool of himself with the "Otters In Winter" poem. I'm thinking of not attending next week.

-3 years and one week-

I am to attend poetry night unless I want mutiny on my ship. They suffer-I suffer. I'm thinking ”The Night I Saw a Blue Crododile”

-4 Years and 232 days-

Craft today today was a bad idea. We now have little ships (and one giraffe) hanging around in every room and corridor. There's glitter everywhere.

-5 years and 24 days-

Our previously main Spock lookout wanted to come back on the job today. There was a big fight because the one we have now likes his job. In the end we decided they could split the job and I think they're both happy.

-6 years and 12 days-

We started with karaoke night today. Everyone had gotten tired of racing with the Centaurian slugs anyway.

-8 years and two days-

Hide and seek is not fun anymore. Vreenak found everyone within five minutes. And this is a big ship.

-10 years-

Today we did nothing. Nothing.

-11 years and 145 days-

The ship is now redecorated. Our techincian even reprogrammed everything. The bathroom had moved as well, without me knowing. It was awkward.

-15 years and 72 days-

Keras has written a book that everyone has read. Today we started the pre-production of the musical of it.

-20 years and 72 days-

Today was the last day of the musical show. They decided to go for a new challenge. And well, I agree. We could use something new.

-24 years-

We have not lost hope yet. At the week meeting today everyone was in tears saying this. I am very proud.

-24 years and 12 days-

Bathroom flooded today and first officer got a great idea. We know have a a swimming pool in one of the storage rooms. Pool party tomorrow!

-Year 25 and...OMG!!!!!!
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