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001. [Audio | also open to commentspam]

Dec 13, 2011 19:40

[It's not the act of throwing the book across the room that activates the journal, but rather the inarticulate howl that follows it and triggers the audio recording. Whoever is on the other end is Very Angry.]

No! Not like this! DANARIUS!

[Ah, there's a name that might mean something to those who know it. There's a crash, followed by the sound of ( Read more... )

loud noises, someone's about to have a bad day, angry white boy soundtrack needed

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[Voice] 70ftandcounting December 14 2011, 06:40:50 UTC

Oh! Are...are you alright?!

[Voice] tvntrsdreadwolf December 14 2011, 08:34:46 UTC

[Some time later...]

I'm fine.

[This, at least, is said with some amount of certainty. Because he can still get himself to be offended in the face of pity, even if it's just words and a voice on a page.]

[Voice] 70ftandcounting December 17 2011, 06:07:45 UTC

You're...new here, aren't you?

[Voice] tvntrsdreadwolf December 17 2011, 18:36:00 UTC

...Yes. [A pause and then a frustrated little sound.] Where ever "here" is.

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[Audio] Because i had to /also very late trollscream December 15 2011, 14:25:17 UTC

Danarius is either a dumb sounding name or a very strange expletive.

I'm going to go with dumb sounding name.

[Audio] I'll always backtag for you bb tvntrsdreadwolf December 15 2011, 16:52:30 UTC

I wouldn't disagree with either.

[Audio] <3 trollscream December 16 2011, 03:17:58 UTC

Ooooh. Someone you don't like then, I take it?

[Audio] /punches LJ notifs in the FACE tvntrsdreadwolf December 16 2011, 04:42:25 UTC

Had fate allowed me a moment longer, I would have arrived with his still beating heart in my hand.

[That would be a yes.]

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[Audio] oh man, latest ever, I'm so sorry. Feel free to disregard sayhitobianca December 20 2011, 10:47:27 UTC

[Varric'd been distracted looking through back entries in the journals, so he doesn't see this right away.

And promptly makes to get out and head out of the stable tower, until he sees that Fenris is actually starting to reply to comments on the journal.]

I take it you've figured out that he's not behind this?

tvntrsdreadwolf December 21 2011, 06:40:38 UTC

(Whelp, I'd say something like "You can never disregard Varric!" in the subject line, but LJ has decided that we don't need no stinkin' subject lines anymore. So there you have it.)

[The initial surprise at seeing the reply isn't so much that it's Varric at all as it is that it took him this long to say something.]

Yes. Not that it would surprise me to find him sitting on the throne here. Or lurking behind it.

LJ, why you do this to us? sayhitobianca December 23 2011, 08:09:49 UTC

[Obviously Varric needs to go back to paying closer attention to newer stuff, man.]

If he was capable of pulling something like this off, I think we would've heard from him a long time ago.

[Unless he'd just been biding his time, but Varric doubts it. Not even the most powerful mages back at home could mess with time like this, as far as Varric knows.]

I don't suppose you noticed any of us were missing?

sob. forced into custom comment pages... oh the humanity tvntrsdreadwolf December 23 2011, 20:23:37 UTC

No, you and Hawke were both with me to the last moment... yet Hawke claims to have been here for months. I suppose you'll tell me the same.

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