Comments | tw1stedwh1spers: Almost forgot to tell you about Captain Suppository

tw1stedwh1spers

Almost forgot to tell you about Captain Suppository

Dec 06, 2008 12:11

So there's this three year old kid at the hospital I was working at this week and he's pretty bright and his parents are a bit slow so he's basically a spoiled brat. His parents are just standing there in the hospital room doing nothing as the kid spits out all his meds (repeatedly) and orange juice all over the nurses ( Read more... )

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goodboy69 December 6 2008, 22:48:46 UTC

When does the first issue come out.(of the closet)? Ill buy three.

tw1stedwh1spers December 7 2008, 02:20:46 UTC

I think there will only be one issue. I mean, how many ass-themed crimes can you come up with?

Breaking into the Smithsonian to steal George Washington's presidential underpants?

Cutting the statue of Lincoln off the Lincoln Memorial so you can steal his seat?

Plundering the ancient jewels and ceremonial temple items of Gluteus, Roman god of the buttocks?

geisha_kitten69 December 8 2008, 01:49:51 UTC

My EYES!

Ok, so I just woke up... sexandviolins December 7 2008, 12:11:27 UTC

How about gerbil ejector seats?

You infiltrate Gotham City Transportation Company and rig it so that every person who uses public transportation during rush hour in Gotham City, has a live Gerbil injected anally?

Give me some time. I'm quite sure I could come up with moar ass based crimes...in Tagalog =)

Re: Ok, so I just woke up... geisha_kitten69 December 8 2008, 01:49:28 UTC

NO. OMG, NO. For the love of all things holy, unholy and just plain insane NO!