My name is Michael Caine.

[twa42]

"He that hath a beard is more than a youth, and he that hath no beard is less than a man." Quote by Beatrice from Shakespeare's play Much Ado About Nothing. Yeah. And yet I still hath no girlfriend.

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[boisenbrytni]

Thank you for quoting that.

[twa42]

Thank YOU for thanking me.

[_shiptoshore]

..that's because you're not wearing flannel!