perfectlygeneric: elevator smellevator

[twentykicks]

if i ever write a bad novel about a girl who commits suicide (which i assure you, i will) the suicide scene will go like this

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[aghostchild]

and i love love love you times 100! i would so read that book, and i would sob and sob and sob because our dear tragic protagonist is the only one in the world who understands my pain.

[twentykicks]

alright, but would you buy my book? cause i hella need money

actually that was a lie, i don't really need money at all

[aghostchild]

i'd buy hundreds of those books and give them out to needy children, and i'd also pay you for sex, so there.

[redrounin]

Wow, that was great. you should be a writer! Or an actor.

I know, and I hate them for it, and also I love them for it, because it gives me something to sing in the shower when i am too lazy to set up the cd player.

I love you too.

And coffee doesn't like you, either.

<3 Corey

[twentykicks]

no corey, YOU should be an acteur

fuck you coffee

[redrounin]

Okay, okay. Coffee was doing some serious thinking and it realized that maybe you were right, and it also realized that what it really wanted most was to just be with you. I mean, let's not be immature and let something good be thrown away because of petty differences. So come on, if you're willing to just forget about it, so is coffee.

[twentykicks]

well coffee is just being hypersensitive about my comment you know? all i said was that i was glad i didn't drink coffee, i said nothing about disliking coffee's person. i just think that coffee should learn to evaluate statements before immediately taking them as an insult, that is all