it was perfect until they relit that damned fire
okay the story goes:
i'm walking down the street and this old guy comes toward me and he's
got this leather vest on (no shirt underneathe mind you) and a riding
whip in his hand and when he walks by me he whips me in the ass with
it. at this point my ninja skills kick in though so i turn around
fast-as-you-please and grab the whip and kind of pull him towards
me. and at the same time i take out my knife, point it at him and
am like "wanna do that again?" which i mean i could
have thought of something cleverer but then i might have
exploded. and the guy is like "uh i'm outta here" only he didn't
say that he just rushed away without saying anything as soon as i let
him go. of course there was a stupid bicycle cop there who was
like "hey young lady you can't just pull out a knife" only i don't
really remember what he said exactly, but it was along those
lines. and i was like "well he whipped me". oh man, you
should have seen that cop like debating what to do. in the end he
gave me a stern warning and took away my
knife. as if. in conclusion: 1. don't fucking whip me or i
will kill you 2 . bicycle cops suck 3. thank you
intervening cosmic forces who gave me ninja s.k.i.l.l.s. for a few
seconds (it was definately temporary because a little bit later i ran
into a poll and i was like "yep, not too fast for that one though, were
you?"). the end. i'm pretty fucking
egotistical.
um... what else? this week has been rather slow, i mean i've been busy, but the whole time my body has been screaming 'just go back to bed and listen to depressing music for like a zillion hours'. however, that is not the attitude of a true power female and that is, as everyone knows, what i truly want to be in life.
i bought a wallet today, it kicks your wallet's ass.
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"Pucca is a sweet daughter of owner of the Chinese restaurant... She is a mania to a chinese style noodle. Her boyfriend is GARU. He always chased by her. You will going to expect their funny love story" - description of pucca from a website <3.
Does anyone have any objections to this marriage? Speak now or forever hold your piece. hardy har harr har.
<3 michelle p.
um... what else? this week has been rather slow, i mean i've been busy, but the whole time my body has been screaming 'just go back to bed and listen to depressing music for like a zillion hours'. however, that is not the attitude of a true power female and that is, as everyone knows, what i truly want to be in life.
i bought a wallet today, it kicks your wallet's ass.
<
"Pucca is a sweet daughter of owner of the Chinese restaurant... She is a mania to a chinese style noodle. Her boyfriend is GARU. He always chased by her. You will going to expect their funny love story" - description of pucca from a website <3.
Does anyone have any objections to this marriage? Speak now or forever hold your piece. hardy har harr har.
<3 michelle p.