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[twentykicks]

how can anyone like dill pickles better than sweet ones? obviously sweet pickles are the perfect pickle. dill pickles would be the perfect pickle, if the perfect pickle tasted like crap. but it doesn't, instead it tastes like a harmonious balance between sweet (but not too sweet) and sour, & crunchy and juicy, baby and not too baby. (i don't even

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[aghostchild]

the sweet ones are best, but i've always liked the big ones myself, just so that i can giggle and feel immature

[twentykicks]

haha, i never thought of that

[metridious]

except the sweet ones taste DISGUSTING OMG OMG OMG.

and you have to keep them refrigerated! and they're gross! and they're nothing --nothing i say--that a pickle should be! which is, naturally, salty and crisp and delicious, and when you eat too many your mouth hurts.

the big ones are mushy on the inside though, which is icky.

[twentykicks]

obviously your taste buds are lying to you, plus i like stuff that is refrigerated because then it's cold which is better of course. also, you suck at knowing what are the best pickles ever.

[metridious]

No, cold is definitely better, as it adds to the crispness. But when they HAVE to be refrigerated, I know that at some point they will go bad and be gross, but what's worse is that before that time they are going bad slowly I just don't know it yet and I'm eating them anyway. At least salty salty delicious pickles rot slower.

I rock super hard at knowing about delicious pickles, obviously.

[aghostchild]

WRONGO.

and no, it is not a matter of opinion. sweet owns all. same with big. duhhh