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[twentykicks]

in a horrible twist of fate, sweet pickles have gone from being my friend, to being the cause of excrutiatingly sticky sweet pickle juice running down my arm for the amount of time which it takes to run from my kitchen to the sink.

some may say that's not that long. i say it is when your arm is a gross sticky mess.

also, what fuck face didn't

Comments

[aghostchild]

listen up, bitch... actually, i'm tired of that now, so you won't get bitched out today. soooorry.

man, i was the one who got you that gun. and the necklace. and the fun adventure of running into a pole. that was beautiful. anyway, even if i don't end up getting you a real birthday present, that's by far the best thing anyone could have given you.

i tell you, it was the jews who didn't vote for jesus.

i'm sorry about those sweet pickles. i just bought some, and i'll have to be like "bitches, if you fuck with me, you die" and then i'll laugh maniacly.

spice girls!

i think my comment may have been longer than your entry

[twentykicks]

but was it longer than sex?... with your mom? ... last night? i think not!

pwned

[aghostchild]

oh totally pwned

get on aim bitches

[twentykicks]

yeah, right, i'm not even supposed to be giving comments while i'm at work!!! >.<

i got paid today. weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

[metridious]

Michelle, tell your grandma to give me a job. If you think it will help, mention that I'm excruciatingly sexy, or if you think it won't help, mention that I'm a fat ugly lesbian or something. Ok?

Ok.

ps. You still work for your grandma, right?

pps. I had some sweet pickles yesterday, and they were just as disappointingly bad as I remembered.

[twentykicks]

your taste buds must be made in china or something cause they hella don't work

FUCKING CHINESE PEOPLE

[redrounin]

Listen up bitch, if you have a problem with how I designed this city, come see me.

[twentykicks]

Corey!!! You're not livejournal-dead

maybe i will

[setheraytocrack]

that was hella black. i thought you should know.

[setheraytocrack]

i didnt know it was your birthday! happy birthday! how do you expect me to get you supper cool birthday presents if i dont even know when your birthday is?!

[twentykicks]

frankie, this comment was present enough

XD