i would make myself a sandwhich but it might taste like sand

[twentykicks]

some days i kick major ass- those are what i would call my "ass-kicking days"

in case some idiot didn't actually know that yet

p.s. people who call trail mix "gorp" make the baby jesus cry (which may be part of the reason why he is described in Romans 16:28 as "cute, holy, and maybe just a little too emo for my taste")

Comments

[aghostchild]

hahahahha

i remember why i married you now.

did you know gorp stands for good old raisins and peanuts? isn't that lame? (yes)

[twentykicks]

damn, whoever made that up sucks

"good old raisins and peanuts"???? those aren't even good!

[aghostchild]

they are if you're insane

which i'm not

plus, if they called them "bad old raisins and peanuts" then it would be borp, and that would sound even more like a synonym for vomit

[metridiousxcore]

and it wouldn't be nearly as inspiring to kids on nature walks.

"alright, everybody, let's stop and have some borp!!"

"borp, what's that??"

"Bad old raisins and peanuts. We left all the good ones at home."

ha

Jesus isn't emo, he's super hardcore.

[setheraytocrack]

this is quite possibly the cutest thing I've ever read.

[twentykicks]

awww, thank you frankie

wait... i'm not cute- i'm hardcore *eats babies*

!

[redrounin]

This is an outrage! I was going to eat those babies!

Nevermind, they were probably too screamo for my tastes...