napoleon dynamite: my tribute to the movie gods

Aug 05, 2004 21:13

'how was napoleon dynamite' you ask? quite possibly the worst movie of all time. end of story.

not.

ok.

so now you might be asking: 'how was napoleon dynamite?' ill tell you. it was grand. awesome. stupendous. all 3 combined even. why was is all of the above?
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pistachioshell August 5 2004, 22:17:19 UTC
Best part is how his eyes are never more than halfway open. And how Pedro's cousins are the most harcore motherfuckers on the planet.

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twiceas_special August 5 2004, 22:24:18 UTC
yea dude. RITCHOUS!

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_roamingnome August 5 2004, 23:48:34 UTC
yeah, i couldn't tell if he was stoned throughout the whole thing or not...
in any case, it was a really awesome movie. do you make your own 'review' thingys?

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twiceas_special August 6 2004, 17:48:02 UTC
this and the last yeah...so i guess i do. i just kindof go or osmehting like that. yeah. hmm. i have 13 messages in my inbox from STUPID livejournal how in ze hell? oh well. it was an awesome movie. the best character was tina. oh yeah1!

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_roamingnome August 6 2004, 23:54:30 UTC
YEAH!!! before i saw the movie i saw someone on _stencilry had made a tshirt with a llama and it said Tina.. twas very cool..

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twiceas_special August 6 2004, 23:57:18 UTC
what is _stencilry? is that some lj person?? oh well. yes, tina tina tina, i wish i had tina, id feed her everything. maybe even take a dump right not to her and cover it with sugar or something to see if it would eat it. i rule. how cool would that be? lets get passed all of the childish 'eewww thats disgusting' stuff you silly gooses.

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twiceas_special August 6 2004, 17:49:07 UTC
hmm...what kind of shizzit? bad or good? your gonna go and get me all confused. matt will like the movie, or he just wont even understand at all. whatever. devin. what a weird name, probly a weird kid too

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anonymous August 6 2004, 01:51:55 UTC
dude this is anthony.
amsterdam is sooo crazy. i've basically almost died three times already, and thats fine by me. apparently the big nono in this town is taking pictures of prostitutes, they go nuts and berries if you do that.
I had to fight of a bum with my back pack, he got off with 20 euro cents. what a sucker. I see things get out of control when im away. how you crashed into the OPPOSITE side of the wall obviously has a story. Why there is a shovel in the shot probably has a better story.
TONY

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icedmelkshake August 6 2004, 10:38:23 UTC
oh wow tony. it's nice knowing that you've survived there on your own so far.
so is getting lost really half the fun? seems scary to me.

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anonymous August 6 2004, 01:52:54 UTC
dude this is anthony.
amsterdam is sooo crazy. i've basically almost died three times already, and thats fine by me. apparently the big nono in this town is taking pictures off prostitutes, they go nuts and berries if you do that.
I had to fight of a bum with my back pack, he got away with 20 euro cents. what a sucker. I see things get out of control when im away. how you crashed into the OPPOSITE side of the wall obviously has a story. Why there is a shovel in the shot probably has a better story.
TONY

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twiceas_special August 6 2004, 17:53:04 UTC
antonio loves prostitutes, i garuntee he was just taking pics for the hell of it tho, he isnt into the prosties i dont think. oh well, i guess he could be, they are legal there.

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shannonj88 August 6 2004, 08:39:55 UTC
Haha, sorry dude, bums are a bitch to deal with. Haha yeah why were you taking pics of prostitutes anyways? Hope europes going well for ya besides the hookers, and bums trying to take your backpack :).

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