I'm a follower.

[twiceshanked]

In the year 2005 I resolve to:

Have sex no less than 300 times in one day; beat up a midget; head-butt the president; bust a nut in Chelsea Clinton's face; shotgun a 5th of Jack Daniels; visit the emergency room at least 7 times.

Get your resolution here

Comments

[layneness]

You forgot to add "Let Danzig punch you in the face and sex your woman."

[magnax]

Got some catching up to do, I believe.