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[twicetoomany]

Dear women of the world,
I would like to hang out with one of you if:
1) You don't hide the fact that you have a boyfriend from me.
2) You return my phonecalls.
3) ...well, that's just about it.

Comments

[toreadoroflove]

such aspirations!

[twicetoomany]

Big ones.