So...I'm cleaning up all the old high school crap in my room, and I come upong some stuff from Phoenix. One of the packets I found was a collection of AP essays that Creelman had us read and judge. Two years later, they're still funny enough to warrant my posting up on LJ ( Read more... )

http://www.thebricktestament.com/

http://cosmicvariance.com/2006/02/27/quantum-interrogation/

(courtesy of Teresa, whatever her s/n is. sorry, can't remember)

Regarding her Dell laptop:

"It nuzzles my bosom like a person."
--Irene

o_O

Research on bread indicates that:

1. More than 98 percent of convicted felons
are bread users.

2. Fully HALF of all children who grow
up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests.

3. In the 18th century, when virtually ( Read more... )

"Now, you're on the cereal! Yeaaahh! CEREAL FOR EVERYONE!! *crazy pterodactyl scream a la Howard Dean*"

Heehee...

jesus = old. cthulhu = older.

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what is there to do in this city or surrounding area?

a girl dressed like some punk-ass goth, smelling the different body lotions in bath and body works

http://members.cox.net/clyqz/mac.swf