Man, our football team ROCKS. Maybe that's why they're number one in the nation, hehe. So I went to the UCLA (sucks) game yesterday knowing such, and it was hilarious. A complete blowout. What was great was the Bruin fans who are the ugliest, fattest, most moronic people I have ever met. I tried having a conversation with one and it went ( Read more... )

She sat behind me at Saturday's game. To her credit, she knew the game, which is more than I can say for most So Cal girls, but she was shouting the most obvious crap at the top of her lungs. REALLY FRIGGIN' LOUD, too. And the game was too intense for my taste, too ( Read more... )

So here's the plane I'm building. Someone think of a name for it.


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This is Stanford's mascot. I kid you not. If there's one reason not to apply: the coked up tree. You should see him dance.


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... is a bad time to wake up. Especially on a Sunday. But I did to go out to the desert to for our ADT test flight. The drive was two hours up to a dry lake bed up north in the middle of nowhere, which apparently give the Circle K there the right to sell everything overpriced. A bag of chips was $4. Yeah. It was freezing in the morning! But ( Read more... )

No, not the delicious beverage full of nutrients and vitamins, the murderer... and Heisman trophy winner, and USC alumn. ALLEGED murderer. Ok, who am I kidding? We all know he did it. Anyway, he was on campus a few days ago doing an interview, ironically on the 10th anniversary of his bribing the judge... I mean, his acquital. No one noticed, ( Read more... )

So the SC/Oregon game was scary as hell for the first half. Lienart and Bush had hangovers, I swear, because they were playing like their heads were up their asses. We were losing. LOSING. THE #1 TEAM IN THE NATION, THE TEAM THAT'S BEEN THERE FOR ALMOST 3 YEARS, THE TEAM WITH A 25 GAME WIN STREAK, THE TEAM WITH TWO BACK TO BACK NTL ( Read more... )

So I went to my first college football game yesterday, although it wasn't much of a game. 70-17, booya. Drunk people everywhere, oh my lord. And I'm officially a crook now because I took down one of those orange pastic fences that were, um, in our way. It was easier to get to the gate without it there, ok ( Read more... )

So I finally got a job! I've been turned down 5 times by all these other jobs on campus because apparently I didn't have enough work-study hours. The way it works is an employer wants to hire work-study students because he only has to pay 1/3 of the employees salary and the govt. picks up the other 2/3. So I got rejected from 5 places, including ( Read more... )