dear imaginary friend,

[twiggygrl]

i very, very happy for you. trust me when i say that the result you got was the best one imaginable. my craft night ladies agree with me on this

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[johnnyhuman]

dear iFriend,

thank you. i'm terrified.

-imaginary friend

ps - i found these other letters addressed to you...

i forgive you for dropping me, and i truly apologize if i messed up your pants. all the sudden i was upside down and falling, and i panicked. i grabbed onto the first thing i could, and that was your lap. can you forgive me?
-pumpkin pie

we're sorry if we were a little... feisty? mohair scarfy thing had an extra shot of espresso this morning, started getting all up in grey skirts business, and you know how grey can get her bitch on?! i just got fed up with the entire thing and so i was all pissy...
after you left, mohair apologized to grey, and they made up. we'll be in better shape tomorrow.
-baseball tee, grey skirt, and mohair scarfy thing

yes. we shall.
-bed, pillows, and the comforters

i was gonna ask dave and the craft night ladies if they had any letters for you, but i figured they could just tell you themselves. that and none of them can see me... i'm imaginary.