Comedian fun
List ten celebrity crushes and then answer the questions under the cut.
1. Frankie Boyle
2. Ed Byrne
3. Rufus Hound
4. David Tennant
5. Jon Stewart
6. Adam Savage
7. Jamie Hyneman
8. Dara O'Briain
9. Marcus Bridgestock
10. Hugh Lawrie
So what do you like most about 2?
The accent. Or his general (apparent) intelligence.
If you could do anything to 4, what would it be?
Lick him. Seriously, he looks very, very lickable.
Who would you choose between 5 and 7?
Oh dear god, why are you making me choose!? Hmm...Generally.....I'd have to say Jamie, but only just.
Out of ten, how much would you rate 1?
42. (Geekiness is good.)
What do you find most attractive about 1?
His dark wit, his unusual outlook on things and that laugh...!!
If you could go out with 3, what type of date would you go on?
Given that its Rufus, we'd have to go out to a gig! So yeah, go to a gig, have a drink and something to eat afterwards so we can talk about the music, even if we are walking home at the same time.
If 8 was a type of season, which season would he/she be?
Hmm....Spring, as he's full of life!
Why is 10 not higher up your list?
As I've not been catching up on House lately...!
So what does 10 have to do to be brought higher up?
More interviews with his natural accent! Yes, House accent is good, but when he's using his natural British accent...Ugh, he can melt hearts...
What would the ideal situation be for you for 2 and 4?
Ed and David...I really have no idea...Probably some improvised acting situation with lots of movement. Ed's wit would be allowed to come out, and David could mould around what Ed threw at him, making it a delightful situation. With repercussions later....!
Which two people would you want to be stuck with on a desert island?
Jamie Hyneman for the fact that he's oddly attractive and could ensure our survival (is there anything Jamie can't do?), aaaaand....Ed, for the fact that he'd be delightful company...!
Marry, shag, or kiss - 4, 6, 8?
A little hard to decide between shag and kiss, but pretty easy none the less.
Marry - Dara O'Briain
Shag - Adam Savage
Kiss - David Tennant
What do you hate most about 7?
Sometimes he can be too forced on screen - but that is more the script-writers' fault, not his. Aside from that, Jamie doesn't really inspire feelings of hate unlike his on-screen collegues.
Have you ever thought how you'll react when you meet 3?
I'd probably freeze up, go bright red and stammer something about being a fan. I would hope to act differently, but I'm very shy at times...
Have you seen 1 and 2 together on TV before?
Ever heard of a show called "Mock The Week" before...?
Have you ever dreamt about 6?
Oddly, yes! I believe he had a parental role, or some sort of guardian-ish role in it...Beyond that, not a clue, it was a while ago.
Who would you take to a prom/ball with you?
Jamie, just for the look on everyone's faces!! Nah, it'd be between David and Ed, as they're the youngest of the lot and more likely to seen as 'acceptable' dates.
Cuddle, glomp, or kiss 1, 3, 5?
Cuddle - Jon - he often looks like he needs a cuddle on his show.
Glomp - Rufus; he looks like he'd be very willing to recieve a glomp (and to return it).
Kiss - Frankie! No doubt!
If you could give anything to 10, what would it be?
A teleporter so he could return to the UK in an instant.
Out of all of them - who would you:
Kick - Hugh, or possibly Jon for being so close to the annoying git (a.k.a Stephen Colbert).
Kiss - Can't I kiss them all? No? ....Then it'd have to be Mr Byrne.
Pinch cheek - David, especially now that he'll need surgery on his back...
Run away with - Ed please!
Act like an idiot with - Adam Savage - we'd end up getting hurt, but we'd have fun!
Cry on - Jamie Hyneman, he's such a fathery-type guy.
Take to see your parents - Rufus Hound. My sister would get who he was, my parents wouldn't - perfect in-joke!
Cross dress with - Or in other words, which of the above looks most like a drummer? None of them, that's who....I'll say Marcus, just because it'd be amusing to see someone so typically middle-class cross dress.
Swap lives with for a day - I'm tempted to say Adam or Jamie....but it'd have to be Dara. I'd love to get an insight on how he writes his material.
1. Frankie Boyle
2. Ed Byrne
3. Rufus Hound
4. David Tennant
5. Jon Stewart
6. Adam Savage
7. Jamie Hyneman
8. Dara O'Briain
9. Marcus Bridgestock
10. Hugh Lawrie
So what do you like most about 2?
The accent. Or his general (apparent) intelligence.
If you could do anything to 4, what would it be?
Lick him. Seriously, he looks very, very lickable.
Who would you choose between 5 and 7?
Oh dear god, why are you making me choose!? Hmm...Generally.....I'd have to say Jamie, but only just.
Out of ten, how much would you rate 1?
42. (Geekiness is good.)
What do you find most attractive about 1?
His dark wit, his unusual outlook on things and that laugh...!!
If you could go out with 3, what type of date would you go on?
Given that its Rufus, we'd have to go out to a gig! So yeah, go to a gig, have a drink and something to eat afterwards so we can talk about the music, even if we are walking home at the same time.
If 8 was a type of season, which season would he/she be?
Hmm....Spring, as he's full of life!
Why is 10 not higher up your list?
As I've not been catching up on House lately...!
So what does 10 have to do to be brought higher up?
More interviews with his natural accent! Yes, House accent is good, but when he's using his natural British accent...Ugh, he can melt hearts...
What would the ideal situation be for you for 2 and 4?
Ed and David...I really have no idea...Probably some improvised acting situation with lots of movement. Ed's wit would be allowed to come out, and David could mould around what Ed threw at him, making it a delightful situation. With repercussions later....!
Which two people would you want to be stuck with on a desert island?
Jamie Hyneman for the fact that he's oddly attractive and could ensure our survival (is there anything Jamie can't do?), aaaaand....Ed, for the fact that he'd be delightful company...!
Marry, shag, or kiss - 4, 6, 8?
A little hard to decide between shag and kiss, but pretty easy none the less.
Marry - Dara O'Briain
Shag - Adam Savage
Kiss - David Tennant
What do you hate most about 7?
Sometimes he can be too forced on screen - but that is more the script-writers' fault, not his. Aside from that, Jamie doesn't really inspire feelings of hate unlike his on-screen collegues.
Have you ever thought how you'll react when you meet 3?
I'd probably freeze up, go bright red and stammer something about being a fan. I would hope to act differently, but I'm very shy at times...
Have you seen 1 and 2 together on TV before?
Ever heard of a show called "Mock The Week" before...?
Have you ever dreamt about 6?
Oddly, yes! I believe he had a parental role, or some sort of guardian-ish role in it...Beyond that, not a clue, it was a while ago.
Who would you take to a prom/ball with you?
Jamie, just for the look on everyone's faces!! Nah, it'd be between David and Ed, as they're the youngest of the lot and more likely to seen as 'acceptable' dates.
Cuddle, glomp, or kiss 1, 3, 5?
Cuddle - Jon - he often looks like he needs a cuddle on his show.
Glomp - Rufus; he looks like he'd be very willing to recieve a glomp (and to return it).
Kiss - Frankie! No doubt!
If you could give anything to 10, what would it be?
A teleporter so he could return to the UK in an instant.
Out of all of them - who would you:
Kick - Hugh, or possibly Jon for being so close to the annoying git (a.k.a Stephen Colbert).
Kiss - Can't I kiss them all? No? ....Then it'd have to be Mr Byrne.
Pinch cheek - David, especially now that he'll need surgery on his back...
Run away with - Ed please!
Act like an idiot with - Adam Savage - we'd end up getting hurt, but we'd have fun!
Cry on - Jamie Hyneman, he's such a fathery-type guy.
Take to see your parents - Rufus Hound. My sister would get who he was, my parents wouldn't - perfect in-joke!
Cross dress with - Or in other words, which of the above looks most like a drummer? None of them, that's who....I'll say Marcus, just because it'd be amusing to see someone so typically middle-class cross dress.
Swap lives with for a day - I'm tempted to say Adam or Jamie....but it'd have to be Dara. I'd love to get an insight on how he writes his material.