A Mess You Could Sell by Ladyinblue6
LJ name:ladyinblue6
Title: A Mess You Could Sell
Rating: M
Pairing(s): Emmett and Bella
Other Characters: Rosalie, Edward, Alice, and Jasper
Summary: Bella’s always had a big crush on Emmett Cullen, Alice and Edward’s older brother. With a little help from Edward, her gay best friend, and Alice, her go-to girl for fashion, Bella devises a plan on how to win Emmett Cullen’s heart, even though it’s clear he’s obsessed with Rosalie Hale, Jasper Hale’s MILF of a mom.
Warnings: No real sex, but plenty of imaginings.
Word Count: 18,932
Beta: ladyinblue6
Author's Notes: The title is being borrowed from The Maine’s “Kiss and Sell” but this one-shot isn’t inspired by it. This one-shot has been my main project since August, and I can’t believe I finished it! I’m so excited to finally be done, and especially with that ridiculous word count! Also, I obviously don’t own the songs that I mention. But! I do own the valedictorian speech. I wrote that for my high school graduation and it fit here, so I used it to save some time and thinking.
Disclaimer: All Twilight characters herein are the property of Stephanie Meyer. No copyright infringement is intended.
Story Banner made by Andralee
Title: A Mess You Could Sell
Rating: M
Pairing(s): Emmett and Bella
Other Characters: Rosalie, Edward, Alice, and Jasper
Summary: Bella’s always had a big crush on Emmett Cullen, Alice and Edward’s older brother. With a little help from Edward, her gay best friend, and Alice, her go-to girl for fashion, Bella devises a plan on how to win Emmett Cullen’s heart, even though it’s clear he’s obsessed with Rosalie Hale, Jasper Hale’s MILF of a mom.
Warnings: No real sex, but plenty of imaginings.
Word Count: 18,932
Beta: ladyinblue6
Author's Notes: The title is being borrowed from The Maine’s “Kiss and Sell” but this one-shot isn’t inspired by it. This one-shot has been my main project since August, and I can’t believe I finished it! I’m so excited to finally be done, and especially with that ridiculous word count! Also, I obviously don’t own the songs that I mention. But! I do own the valedictorian speech. I wrote that for my high school graduation and it fit here, so I used it to save some time and thinking.
Disclaimer: All Twilight characters herein are the property of Stephanie Meyer. No copyright infringement is intended.
Story Banner made by Andralee