[fic] pirouette
pirouette
pg13 - ot5
summary: junsu gets pregnant. massive amounts of fluff dotted with tiny spots of humor follow.
"I'm pregnant!"
Junsu beams happily at Yoochun from across the table.
Yoochun hasn't had his coffee yet. He blinks and nods and yawns "that's nice."
---
"What do you mean you're pregnant?" Yunho looks like he might cry. Changmin pats his back but the grin on his face is nothing even touching the edges of sympathy. "You're a man, Junsuyah."
Junsu just beams brighter, rubs his hands over his flat stomach. "I know that, hyung, I'm not an idiot. Blame Yoochun and his overachieving sperm."
Changmin can't hold the laughter back anymore and Yunho ends up holding him up as he doubles over, crying from the force of it. Yunho starts to cry too, but he's not laughing.
---
"Is Yoochun really the dad?"
Jaejoong sits Junsu at the kitchen table while he pours over a bright pink book labeled "FUN HEALTHY FOOD FOR YOU AND BABY! A Guide to Simple Easy Meals to Enhance Your Pregnancy."
"Of course he is! Who else could it be?" Junsu frowns just slightly and bites on carrot sticks Jaejoong had cut up for him.
Jaejoong looks up from his book. "Junsu, you sleep with four different guys on a regular basis. Any one of us could be the dad."
Junsu's eyes widen. "Oh yeah..."
There's a thunk, a clash, and a half-moan, and Jaejoong and Junsu turn to find Yoochun hoolding empty air where his laptop used to be, Changmin holding his head where he'd hit it against the bookshelf, and Yunho slumping to his knees with his eyes wide.
Junsu shakes his head and whispers into Jaejoong's ear. "I'm kind of hoping it's yours now."
---
Their manager faints.
Even Yunho manages a half smile, and Changmin snorts. "Wuss." He holds tight onto Yoochun, who still isn't sure whether he's happy that he might not be the father after all, or extremely disappointed.
"But he's a boy." Manager-hyung manages to choke out after he wakes up. "A boy."
Changmin shrugs. "He's also not six anymore and shouldn't believe in Santa Claus, but that hasn't stopped him yet, has it?"
Jaejoong goes back and forth from laughing and holding Junsu back from killing one of his baby's potential fathers.
---
Junsu sits them all down and his face is very serious.
"I don't know who's baby this is. But in my heart, it's all of yours. You're mine, so by default, you're Baby's too."
Even Changmin can't think of anything to say as they all cover Junsu with hugs and kisses on his cheeks and hands on his stomach.
---
"We don't even know for sure Baby's a boy, Yunho." Jaejoong tries to pull Yunho away from the blue and green stroller on display at the baby store.
"But it's so pretty. And of course it's a boy, look at me. I ooze masculinity." Yunho postures, flexes his arms, Jaejoong sighs.
Changmin appears holding white blankets decorated with tiny red flowers and white baby booties and white sheets for the white crib Yoochun appears to be buying at the counter. "Hyung, if you're oozing anything, you get to sleep alone." He kisses Jaejoong's cheek, snatches Yunho's wallet out of his pocket with a grin, and joins Yoochun at the counter.
Junsu finally comes out from the bathroom, a sheepish grin on his face. "Maybe Baby's a camel. A human can't possibly hold this much water. Yunho-hyung, you're not part camel are you?"
---
They tell the fans that Junsu is sick, very sick. He's not going to die, but he'll be going through some unfortunate body malfunctions during the span of his sickness, and they deem it better to put Dong Bang Shin Ki's activities on hold.
Junsu's health comes first and foremost, Yunho says at the press conference.
The fans are disappointed at first, but they understand.
Junsu doesn't.
"You made me sound like I've start to pee on myself or drool or something!" He glowers at Yunho and his face turns bright red and his small bump of a stomach moves up and down.
Jaejoong smiles softly and runs his hands over Junsu's shoulders. "You drool in your sleep sometimes. And there was that one thing two days ago-"
Junsu cuts him off with an exasperated half-scream and storms off to his room.
Yunho looks confused and lost and slightly hurt. "What did I do in my past life to deserve all of this?"
---
"Changminah, I want peanut butter and kimchi. No, Changminah, I need peanut butter and kimchi." Junsu nudges Changmin's thigh with his foot. He's lounged across the couch with his feet in Changmin's lap and Changmin stares harder at his textbook and tries to act like he's deaf. "Changminah..."
Changmin looks up with a tiny sigh. "Can't you get it yourself, hyung? The kitchen's just right there."
Junsu bursts into tears.
Yunho is getting a bottle of water when Changmin runs full-speed into the kitchen, shoves him away from the refrigerator and into the stove, grabs a jar of kimchi, a jar of peanut butter and a pair of chopsticks and rushes back out. He's left alone to sag against the counter and nurse his battle wounds by himself. He tries again for his bottle of water when he hears Junsu's happy, "Changminah, I want some peanut butter and bacon!" He scrambles for refuge in Yoochun and Jaejoong's room.
---
"There she is. It's your daughter, Mr. Kim."
There's silence in the room as everyone holds their breaths and stares at the dark shape on the monitor, a curve of a head, a shoulder, just the barest glimpse of fingers and toes.
Junsu touches the screen with trembling fingers and Changmin has to sit on the edge of the bed and Yoochun begins to cry and Jaejoong can only smile and Yunho whispers quietly.
"Our daughter."
---
"I can't even pee by myself!" Junsu sobs into Yoochun's shoulder and Yoochun has no idea what to do, but holding Junsu as close as he can with Junsu's stomach keeping them half a foot apart seems okay.
"That's uhm, well, but you have us to help you-"
"I don't want to be helped, I want to do it by myselllllllffffffffff!" Junsu cries harder and Yoochun feels himself tearing up.
Yunho comes in just then and quiets Junsu down with a bowl of chocolate syurp over rice.
Later, Yoochun kisses Yunho hard against the bathroom counter. "What would we do without you?"
---
"What do we name her?" Jaejoong lays his head on Junsu's lap and runs his hands over the bulge of Junsu's stomach, over and over again.
Junsu's face flushes. "I... I thought of a name, but it's kind of corny and-"
Jaejoong rolls his eyes. "How about you tell me, and I'll tell you if it's corny or not."
"Haneul," Junsu whispers. "We're gods rising from the east, right? How could we rise if there was no sky?"
Jaejoong's answer is a kiss that leaves Junsu breathless with love.
---
"Yunho. Hyung."
Yunho is shaken gently out of sleep to the sky just turning dark blue, and he blinks his eyes at Junsu standing by his bed.
"What's wrong, Junsuyah? Is it Haneul?" He jerks from the bed and manages not to hit Changmin as he scrambles out.
Junsu shakes his head. "No, she's fine. She's perfect." He looks up at Yunho with wonder on his face. "She moved."
"Oh." All of Yunho's panic and fear disappear. "Oh." He puts his hand into Junsu's, and Junsu places his hand just where his belly starts to curve down.
Yunho feels Haneul kick just as the sky turns pink.
---
Yoochun brings it up first.
"Do we want to know? Who Haneul's biological father is?"
Changmin shakes his head without a second thought. "I don't. It doesn't matter. She's ours no matter what."
Junsu asnwers moments after. "I don't want to know either."
"As long as the records have it... Just in case... She's mine no matter what the papers say." Yunho rubs his fingers against the skin of Junsu's stomach.
Jaejoong nods. "Me too."
Yoochun answers last. He watches the other members, thinks about the little baby girl who'll be with them soon. He wonders about the things she'll go through, having five dads. He wonders, but Changmin nudges his shoulder, gives him a questioning look that is soothing all at once.
"I guess it doesn't matter."
Changmin scoffs. "I only hope she comes from one of us saner ones. I don't think I could survive a girl form of Yunho hyung."
"Yah!"
---
"OH SHIT."
Jaejoong looks up from the television, Changmin matches his actions. "Junsuyah? Are you okay?" He calls.
"Oh shit oh shit oh shit." Junsu's answer from the bathroom is high-pitched and growing, and Jaejoong doesn't like it at all. He races to the bathroom, Changmin on his heels.
They find Junsu standing in the doorway, and there's a dark wet spot between his legs. He looks up with terrified eyes.
"My water broke."
---
Changmin's job is to call Yoochun and Yunho. They'd gone to a sort of small conference, updating the world on Junsu's condition and avoiding any questions about what exactly his illness was. When he tells them that Haneul is coming, that they're on their way to the hospital, there's a mix of yelling and laughing and cussing and he manages to pick out "we're on our way~" before his attention is claimed by Junsu letting out a tiny scream and crushing his fingers.
"Oh fuck, oh my fucking god this hurts so much oh my god oh my god-"
Jaejoong drives faster.
---
The hospital team is ready for them, have been ready for the last month.
It takes only minutes to rush Junsu into his room, and before they know it, Junsu is safe on a hospital bed, a nurse by his side counting contractions. Jaejoong and Changmin take turns having their hands crushed and their ancestors insulted until Yunho and Yoochun finally arrive. Yunho takes Junsu's hand and doesn't complain, doesn't even flinch, his eyes ready to fall from his head. Yoochun wavers between kissing Junsu's forehead and hugging Changmin and getting hugged by Jaejoong. He doesn't say anything, but then again, none of them do.
After the adrenaline rush calms down, they realize that birthing a child takes longer then they had imagined. The first hour passes by and leaves Junsu taking little naps, panting through contractions, which have slowed down too much for the planned c-section. Yoochun is curled into Jaejoong's shoulder in cold plastic chairs by Junsu's bed. Yunho doesn't move from his spot on Junsu's bed but Changmin is more then happy to run errands, pick up food and snacks for the other men.
The second and third hours leaves all of them doozing off.
---
Exactly twenty-hour hours after being rushed to the hospital, Junsu's contractions speed up.
"I hate you and your awful hair," he snarls at Yoochun. Changmin makes a little noise as he tries to hold back his chuckle, and Junsu turns on him. "You shut up. So annoying with all your sarcasam and books and no, I will not calm down," he yells at Jaejoong, who's trying to quiet him down. "Why in the world am I going though contractions when the baby can't even fucking come out that way? Which, where is the fucking doctor, why isn't she out yet-"
The doctor in question comes in mintues later and minutes after that, Junsu is in a sterile white room with a big glass window and the four remaining men stand with their noses pressed against the glass.
"I wish I could be in there." Changmin taps his fingers against the glass.
"So do I. But we can't, we have to take all the procautions." Yunho and Jaejoong hold hands and Yoochun holds onto Changmin.
When the c-section begins, Changmin ad Jaejoong are the only ones who don't look away.
"Ewww. I can't believe you're actually watching that." Yunho even sounds green. Yoochun only makes a small moan in disgust.
Jaejoong is fascinated. "Changminah, look, look, there she is."
Yunho and Yoochun turn around.
The baby is crying. She's red and bawling so loud the people floors down must hear. The only other color on her body is the ridiculous amount of jet black hair on her head.
Junsu gives his boys a tired smile, eyes already falling closed, and a nurse wraps Haneul into a pink blanket and brings her to the window for them to see. Yunho starts to cry and Jaejoong and Changmin follow and for once, it's Yoochun who's dry-eyed, jaw open as he watches Haneul wave her arms around.
"Haneul," he whispers, and he remembers what Junsu told him. "How could gods rise if there was no sky?"
a/n: first off, idek, okay, okay? and second, i wrote this a longggg time ago but decided to put it up for valentine's day, which lol, not v-day anymore technically, but whatever. for heythere_hannah 'cause she's like my everything. :D <333
pg13 - ot5
summary: junsu gets pregnant. massive amounts of fluff dotted with tiny spots of humor follow.
"I'm pregnant!"
Junsu beams happily at Yoochun from across the table.
Yoochun hasn't had his coffee yet. He blinks and nods and yawns "that's nice."
---
"What do you mean you're pregnant?" Yunho looks like he might cry. Changmin pats his back but the grin on his face is nothing even touching the edges of sympathy. "You're a man, Junsuyah."
Junsu just beams brighter, rubs his hands over his flat stomach. "I know that, hyung, I'm not an idiot. Blame Yoochun and his overachieving sperm."
Changmin can't hold the laughter back anymore and Yunho ends up holding him up as he doubles over, crying from the force of it. Yunho starts to cry too, but he's not laughing.
---
"Is Yoochun really the dad?"
Jaejoong sits Junsu at the kitchen table while he pours over a bright pink book labeled "FUN HEALTHY FOOD FOR YOU AND BABY! A Guide to Simple Easy Meals to Enhance Your Pregnancy."
"Of course he is! Who else could it be?" Junsu frowns just slightly and bites on carrot sticks Jaejoong had cut up for him.
Jaejoong looks up from his book. "Junsu, you sleep with four different guys on a regular basis. Any one of us could be the dad."
Junsu's eyes widen. "Oh yeah..."
There's a thunk, a clash, and a half-moan, and Jaejoong and Junsu turn to find Yoochun hoolding empty air where his laptop used to be, Changmin holding his head where he'd hit it against the bookshelf, and Yunho slumping to his knees with his eyes wide.
Junsu shakes his head and whispers into Jaejoong's ear. "I'm kind of hoping it's yours now."
---
Their manager faints.
Even Yunho manages a half smile, and Changmin snorts. "Wuss." He holds tight onto Yoochun, who still isn't sure whether he's happy that he might not be the father after all, or extremely disappointed.
"But he's a boy." Manager-hyung manages to choke out after he wakes up. "A boy."
Changmin shrugs. "He's also not six anymore and shouldn't believe in Santa Claus, but that hasn't stopped him yet, has it?"
Jaejoong goes back and forth from laughing and holding Junsu back from killing one of his baby's potential fathers.
---
Junsu sits them all down and his face is very serious.
"I don't know who's baby this is. But in my heart, it's all of yours. You're mine, so by default, you're Baby's too."
Even Changmin can't think of anything to say as they all cover Junsu with hugs and kisses on his cheeks and hands on his stomach.
---
"We don't even know for sure Baby's a boy, Yunho." Jaejoong tries to pull Yunho away from the blue and green stroller on display at the baby store.
"But it's so pretty. And of course it's a boy, look at me. I ooze masculinity." Yunho postures, flexes his arms, Jaejoong sighs.
Changmin appears holding white blankets decorated with tiny red flowers and white baby booties and white sheets for the white crib Yoochun appears to be buying at the counter. "Hyung, if you're oozing anything, you get to sleep alone." He kisses Jaejoong's cheek, snatches Yunho's wallet out of his pocket with a grin, and joins Yoochun at the counter.
Junsu finally comes out from the bathroom, a sheepish grin on his face. "Maybe Baby's a camel. A human can't possibly hold this much water. Yunho-hyung, you're not part camel are you?"
---
They tell the fans that Junsu is sick, very sick. He's not going to die, but he'll be going through some unfortunate body malfunctions during the span of his sickness, and they deem it better to put Dong Bang Shin Ki's activities on hold.
Junsu's health comes first and foremost, Yunho says at the press conference.
The fans are disappointed at first, but they understand.
Junsu doesn't.
"You made me sound like I've start to pee on myself or drool or something!" He glowers at Yunho and his face turns bright red and his small bump of a stomach moves up and down.
Jaejoong smiles softly and runs his hands over Junsu's shoulders. "You drool in your sleep sometimes. And there was that one thing two days ago-"
Junsu cuts him off with an exasperated half-scream and storms off to his room.
Yunho looks confused and lost and slightly hurt. "What did I do in my past life to deserve all of this?"
---
"Changminah, I want peanut butter and kimchi. No, Changminah, I need peanut butter and kimchi." Junsu nudges Changmin's thigh with his foot. He's lounged across the couch with his feet in Changmin's lap and Changmin stares harder at his textbook and tries to act like he's deaf. "Changminah..."
Changmin looks up with a tiny sigh. "Can't you get it yourself, hyung? The kitchen's just right there."
Junsu bursts into tears.
Yunho is getting a bottle of water when Changmin runs full-speed into the kitchen, shoves him away from the refrigerator and into the stove, grabs a jar of kimchi, a jar of peanut butter and a pair of chopsticks and rushes back out. He's left alone to sag against the counter and nurse his battle wounds by himself. He tries again for his bottle of water when he hears Junsu's happy, "Changminah, I want some peanut butter and bacon!" He scrambles for refuge in Yoochun and Jaejoong's room.
---
"There she is. It's your daughter, Mr. Kim."
There's silence in the room as everyone holds their breaths and stares at the dark shape on the monitor, a curve of a head, a shoulder, just the barest glimpse of fingers and toes.
Junsu touches the screen with trembling fingers and Changmin has to sit on the edge of the bed and Yoochun begins to cry and Jaejoong can only smile and Yunho whispers quietly.
"Our daughter."
---
"I can't even pee by myself!" Junsu sobs into Yoochun's shoulder and Yoochun has no idea what to do, but holding Junsu as close as he can with Junsu's stomach keeping them half a foot apart seems okay.
"That's uhm, well, but you have us to help you-"
"I don't want to be helped, I want to do it by myselllllllffffffffff!" Junsu cries harder and Yoochun feels himself tearing up.
Yunho comes in just then and quiets Junsu down with a bowl of chocolate syurp over rice.
Later, Yoochun kisses Yunho hard against the bathroom counter. "What would we do without you?"
---
"What do we name her?" Jaejoong lays his head on Junsu's lap and runs his hands over the bulge of Junsu's stomach, over and over again.
Junsu's face flushes. "I... I thought of a name, but it's kind of corny and-"
Jaejoong rolls his eyes. "How about you tell me, and I'll tell you if it's corny or not."
"Haneul," Junsu whispers. "We're gods rising from the east, right? How could we rise if there was no sky?"
Jaejoong's answer is a kiss that leaves Junsu breathless with love.
---
"Yunho. Hyung."
Yunho is shaken gently out of sleep to the sky just turning dark blue, and he blinks his eyes at Junsu standing by his bed.
"What's wrong, Junsuyah? Is it Haneul?" He jerks from the bed and manages not to hit Changmin as he scrambles out.
Junsu shakes his head. "No, she's fine. She's perfect." He looks up at Yunho with wonder on his face. "She moved."
"Oh." All of Yunho's panic and fear disappear. "Oh." He puts his hand into Junsu's, and Junsu places his hand just where his belly starts to curve down.
Yunho feels Haneul kick just as the sky turns pink.
---
Yoochun brings it up first.
"Do we want to know? Who Haneul's biological father is?"
Changmin shakes his head without a second thought. "I don't. It doesn't matter. She's ours no matter what."
Junsu asnwers moments after. "I don't want to know either."
"As long as the records have it... Just in case... She's mine no matter what the papers say." Yunho rubs his fingers against the skin of Junsu's stomach.
Jaejoong nods. "Me too."
Yoochun answers last. He watches the other members, thinks about the little baby girl who'll be with them soon. He wonders about the things she'll go through, having five dads. He wonders, but Changmin nudges his shoulder, gives him a questioning look that is soothing all at once.
"I guess it doesn't matter."
Changmin scoffs. "I only hope she comes from one of us saner ones. I don't think I could survive a girl form of Yunho hyung."
"Yah!"
---
"OH SHIT."
Jaejoong looks up from the television, Changmin matches his actions. "Junsuyah? Are you okay?" He calls.
"Oh shit oh shit oh shit." Junsu's answer from the bathroom is high-pitched and growing, and Jaejoong doesn't like it at all. He races to the bathroom, Changmin on his heels.
They find Junsu standing in the doorway, and there's a dark wet spot between his legs. He looks up with terrified eyes.
"My water broke."
---
Changmin's job is to call Yoochun and Yunho. They'd gone to a sort of small conference, updating the world on Junsu's condition and avoiding any questions about what exactly his illness was. When he tells them that Haneul is coming, that they're on their way to the hospital, there's a mix of yelling and laughing and cussing and he manages to pick out "we're on our way~" before his attention is claimed by Junsu letting out a tiny scream and crushing his fingers.
"Oh fuck, oh my fucking god this hurts so much oh my god oh my god-"
Jaejoong drives faster.
---
The hospital team is ready for them, have been ready for the last month.
It takes only minutes to rush Junsu into his room, and before they know it, Junsu is safe on a hospital bed, a nurse by his side counting contractions. Jaejoong and Changmin take turns having their hands crushed and their ancestors insulted until Yunho and Yoochun finally arrive. Yunho takes Junsu's hand and doesn't complain, doesn't even flinch, his eyes ready to fall from his head. Yoochun wavers between kissing Junsu's forehead and hugging Changmin and getting hugged by Jaejoong. He doesn't say anything, but then again, none of them do.
After the adrenaline rush calms down, they realize that birthing a child takes longer then they had imagined. The first hour passes by and leaves Junsu taking little naps, panting through contractions, which have slowed down too much for the planned c-section. Yoochun is curled into Jaejoong's shoulder in cold plastic chairs by Junsu's bed. Yunho doesn't move from his spot on Junsu's bed but Changmin is more then happy to run errands, pick up food and snacks for the other men.
The second and third hours leaves all of them doozing off.
---
Exactly twenty-hour hours after being rushed to the hospital, Junsu's contractions speed up.
"I hate you and your awful hair," he snarls at Yoochun. Changmin makes a little noise as he tries to hold back his chuckle, and Junsu turns on him. "You shut up. So annoying with all your sarcasam and books and no, I will not calm down," he yells at Jaejoong, who's trying to quiet him down. "Why in the world am I going though contractions when the baby can't even fucking come out that way? Which, where is the fucking doctor, why isn't she out yet-"
The doctor in question comes in mintues later and minutes after that, Junsu is in a sterile white room with a big glass window and the four remaining men stand with their noses pressed against the glass.
"I wish I could be in there." Changmin taps his fingers against the glass.
"So do I. But we can't, we have to take all the procautions." Yunho and Jaejoong hold hands and Yoochun holds onto Changmin.
When the c-section begins, Changmin ad Jaejoong are the only ones who don't look away.
"Ewww. I can't believe you're actually watching that." Yunho even sounds green. Yoochun only makes a small moan in disgust.
Jaejoong is fascinated. "Changminah, look, look, there she is."
Yunho and Yoochun turn around.
The baby is crying. She's red and bawling so loud the people floors down must hear. The only other color on her body is the ridiculous amount of jet black hair on her head.
Junsu gives his boys a tired smile, eyes already falling closed, and a nurse wraps Haneul into a pink blanket and brings her to the window for them to see. Yunho starts to cry and Jaejoong and Changmin follow and for once, it's Yoochun who's dry-eyed, jaw open as he watches Haneul wave her arms around.
"Haneul," he whispers, and he remembers what Junsu told him. "How could gods rise if there was no sky?"
a/n: first off, idek, okay, okay? and second, i wrote this a longggg time ago but decided to put it up for valentine's day, which lol, not v-day anymore technically, but whatever. for heythere_hannah 'cause she's like my everything. :D <333