[fic] if someone asks you if you're a god, you say "yes"
if someone asks you if you're a god, you say "yes"
pg13 - changmin-centric, jaejoong, yunho, yoosu
summary: changmin's haunted, yunho's a ghost, jaejoong's an exorcist, and junsu and yoochun are the neighbors in the apartment below. [title from a line in "ghostbusters" :D]
"wear this!" jaejoong thrusts something frilly and lacy and pink at him and the smile on his face is huge and happy.
changmin blinks. "why?"
"to keep you safe from any invading ghosts during the exorcism, silly!" jaejoong shakes his head at him when he doesn't comply and tsks and throws the thing over changmin's head.
"now, really, are you sure you guys have to get rid of me?" yunho floats over to them, pearly white and kind of see-through with a pout on his lips. "i'm not a bad ghost."
changmin steels himself against the ghost's expression. "you're ruining any semblance of a love life i could have, you have to go." he settles jaejoong's pink thing over himself and makes his way over the couch, sitting with his arms crossed over his chest.
yunho waves over to jaejoong. "please, sir, i'm not a bad ghost, honest!"
jaejoong smiles kindly, and kind of tries to pat yunho on the cheek which fails because his hands just goes through yunho's face and distorts his features for a few seconds. "you're probably right, but it's not my choice sweetie."
yunho opens his mouth but is interrupted by a loud knock.
"hello? changmin-shi, are you home? hellloooo?"
changmin covers his face in his hands. "seriously god- really? what, was i hitler in my past life or something as equally horrible?"
"changminah, you have visitors!" jaejoong announces moments after the fact, and before changmin can tell him no don't open that fucking door please he throws the door open and beams brightly at junsu and yoochun.
junsu's smile is just as bright as jaejoong's as he holds out a covered plate in one hand and keeps his other wrapped firmly around yoochun's wrist. underneath yoochun's poof of curly-wavy-frizzy-einstein hair, he looks embarrassed and like he's halfway finished with his list of a million places he'd rather be at the moment. changmin thinks he's found a kindred soul.
"changmin-shi, i bought you cookies i baked! or rather, cookies i tried to bake but then burned them all so it's really cookies i bought at the store but made them look yummy and homemade!"
changmin covers his face with his hands.
yunho floats to the door, eyes fixed on the plate, and he grins so bright he seems to shine. "can i have one?"
"sure!" junsu bounces in the room with yoochun in tow and jaejoong proceeds to tell them excitedly about the exorcism he's about to start and yunho pouts and yoochun starts to sniffle.
changmin tries to choke himself with jaejoong's pink thing.
pg13 - changmin-centric, jaejoong, yunho, yoosu
summary: changmin's haunted, yunho's a ghost, jaejoong's an exorcist, and junsu and yoochun are the neighbors in the apartment below. [title from a line in "ghostbusters" :D]
"wear this!" jaejoong thrusts something frilly and lacy and pink at him and the smile on his face is huge and happy.
changmin blinks. "why?"
"to keep you safe from any invading ghosts during the exorcism, silly!" jaejoong shakes his head at him when he doesn't comply and tsks and throws the thing over changmin's head.
"now, really, are you sure you guys have to get rid of me?" yunho floats over to them, pearly white and kind of see-through with a pout on his lips. "i'm not a bad ghost."
changmin steels himself against the ghost's expression. "you're ruining any semblance of a love life i could have, you have to go." he settles jaejoong's pink thing over himself and makes his way over the couch, sitting with his arms crossed over his chest.
yunho waves over to jaejoong. "please, sir, i'm not a bad ghost, honest!"
jaejoong smiles kindly, and kind of tries to pat yunho on the cheek which fails because his hands just goes through yunho's face and distorts his features for a few seconds. "you're probably right, but it's not my choice sweetie."
yunho opens his mouth but is interrupted by a loud knock.
"hello? changmin-shi, are you home? hellloooo?"
changmin covers his face in his hands. "seriously god- really? what, was i hitler in my past life or something as equally horrible?"
"changminah, you have visitors!" jaejoong announces moments after the fact, and before changmin can tell him no don't open that fucking door please he throws the door open and beams brightly at junsu and yoochun.
junsu's smile is just as bright as jaejoong's as he holds out a covered plate in one hand and keeps his other wrapped firmly around yoochun's wrist. underneath yoochun's poof of curly-wavy-frizzy-einstein hair, he looks embarrassed and like he's halfway finished with his list of a million places he'd rather be at the moment. changmin thinks he's found a kindred soul.
"changmin-shi, i bought you cookies i baked! or rather, cookies i tried to bake but then burned them all so it's really cookies i bought at the store but made them look yummy and homemade!"
changmin covers his face with his hands.
yunho floats to the door, eyes fixed on the plate, and he grins so bright he seems to shine. "can i have one?"
"sure!" junsu bounces in the room with yoochun in tow and jaejoong proceeds to tell them excitedly about the exorcism he's about to start and yunho pouts and yoochun starts to sniffle.
changmin tries to choke himself with jaejoong's pink thing.