Andrew Katz and His Unnaturally Long Legs (Not that I dislike them, you understand.)

Tch. Okay. I was telling Tommy the story of the psychic postal clerk last night and, as I pictured the envelope I had mailed, I realized the perfectly mundane reason the lady thought I had written "media mail" on the package. The lady I was mailing it to was in (this is really so simple; I feel kind of doofy) Media, PA ( Read more... )

I went to the post office today, to mail a book I sold on amazon.com. It wasn't terribly crowded and I walked right up to an available clerk. She was talking to the other clerk, who was saying something like, 'No, I didn't hear anything...'. My clerk says, 'Did you just hear someone hollerin'?' and I said I didn't, but that I probably wasn't ( Read more... )

I missed The Office tonight.  Sucko.

Am I Crazy?  (More Ebayzors)

I was in a good enough mood today that I actually *shaved* by legs and underarms!!!!! I'm a fucking VIXEN!

The Death Watch now has 5 people watching it. Many thanks to Kalinichta for letting her Neil Gaiman Fan friends know about it.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you The Death Watch!

But, oh lordy, the pics did come out blurry, even with my awesome new camera mochine! 

E'rybody in the club gittin' Ebay...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=63868&item=5384695836&rd=1

Oh yeah, and I found my Sandman Death Watch, got a new battery put in it, and it still works. Oooooooooooohhhh!

Waaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!

Someone at work talked to me like I was really stupid last night, all because I tried to be conscientious in some record-keeping!  He does this a lot and it always throws me into a black depression, if only briefly (for the most part).

My commute is sucking up about 2 1/2 hours each day and that's on a pretty easy day when ( Read more... )