"Stop staring, Kris!'
"What the fuck are you talking about?"
"You were totally staring at my wang."
"Um, dickhead, how can I stare at it? Its all covered up."
Sighs."Fine. you were staring at where it's supposed to be."
" Are you saying it's not there?"
"Oh, it's there."
"Somehow I don't believe you."
"I'm a man aren't I?"
"That's debatable sometimes."
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