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a dirty limeric
There once was a whore from nantucket
who whenever she saw a dick she would suck it
she would give oral all day
till the cum shot her way
and then spread her legs and scream "Fuck it" -
chapter 12
Sarah was now nine years old. She knew her family's dark secret, knew and didn't care. She was, however, curious as to what else there was to learn.
Her cousin Nessie was babysitting her one day when she saw the big brown dog that always followed her around. She thought it strange that Uncle Jake was never in the same room as the dog. so she decided ( Read more... ) -
(Untitled)
I'm not crazy
I have a facination
with setting things on fire
but that desn't make me crazy.
I've tried to hurt myself
more than once
but I swear that I'm not crazy.
I've convinced poeple
that I'm a sadomasochistic vampire
But really, I'm not crazy.
I can turn on a dime
and blow up in your face
But the truth is I'm not crazy.
I take pills in the morning
and ( Read more... ) -
poem
Mindless Nonsense
I'm quite sure that I
am losing my mind...
my thoughts scatter in the wind
and my head slowly
floats away...
It's up out of reach
like a kite in a tree
could someone lend me a hand?
nevermind, hand is too short...throw me a rope!
Except I can't tie a knot...Give me a net!
It won't throw far enough! Set up a ladder!
No, it shakes too much. ( Read more... ) -
Writer's Block: Wild Life
I know alot about nature, so I could probably rough it for a while... -
New
"Oh, look who's awake! Did you enjoy your beauty sleep, Amanda?"
I was just out of bed and Ben was already teasing me for my character on Criminal Minds. I was begining to wish I had never shot it.
"Dude, Shut up. what's for breakfast, anyway?"
Ben laughed insanely and lobbed a box of toaster waffles at me. The martial arts training had quickened ( Read more... ) -
Adam's return
Spencer Reid's eyes grew wide as he listened to the Nurse on the other end of the phone line.
"Are you sure it's him? Amanda seems to be a pretty clever persona. It's possible she may have found a way to mimic Adam."
There was a pause, and someone winmpered in fear in the background. Finally the nurse answered. "No, it's definantly him. He seems ( Read more... )