I hate cold, wet things.

[twilightspeaks]

My coworker tonight is watching the Twilight movies. Loudly.

;_;

Favorite character: Dr. Vampire. I'm told he doesn't get too involved in the stupid. Also, he must have gone to medical school at some point. Good for him!

I have a netbook, so I can tune out all the other stuff. Mostly stuff like "dialogue."

Comments

[dinahdork]

But the dialogue is the best part..."You're kinda, uh, beautiful." (rolling eyes)

[bigvanvader]

oh man, i hope your roommate wore protection...no telling what kind of diseases you can get from that movie. i am not positive but i think i read in a science article that twilight memorabilia is the number one cause of scabies in first world countries...

[twilightspeaks]

Roommate?

[bigvanvader]

whoops my bad...coworker. but regardless the joke stands as funny and i will not apologize for it.

[twilightspeaks]

Lol. Okay, then. Just want it to be clear that I wouldn't live with someone who'd do this to me.

[cerilian]

Dr. Vampire's best line--"Bella's been bitten. Edward, you'll have to suck out the poison. I can't do it for some reason."

That may not be an exact transcript.

[bigvanvader]

clearly thiss guy got his doctorate from the same place that mr peper and mr dre went... for the record under no circumstances should you "suck out" poison. i can't remember if it makes matters worse but i know that it does not help. and its icky.

[twilightspeaks]

They're vampires. They have magical sucking powers.

[twilightspeaks]

Paraphrasing makes these movies far, far better. "See, it sounds funny when I'm talking about it..."