Anyone but Jaaaaaames!

[emptyyourself]

[Hastily scrawled in that familiar handwriting of his, because he is clearly not thinking straight enough at the moment to make this a private conversation:]

Devlin, is this your idea of a joke? I sign your contract and the next day you bring that arrogant swine here?

...

How lucky for me I have my wand, wouldn't you agree?

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[sirjamesithy]

Wait.

Do I know you?

I could guess, but I might be wrong.

And you got your wand? I'm going with 'no fair!'

[emptyyourself]

Why don't you exercise what little intellect you have and guess?

[sirjamesithy]

Sni-- err.. Severus?

Is that you?

[emptyyourself]

Oh, well done. That must have been exhausting for your mental facilities.

[twilightzonemod]

I didn't bring anyone here, Mr. Snape. Beyond my capabilities.

[emptyyourself]

And yet, here he is.

[twilightzonemod]

There was nothing in the contract about not bringing people here, Mr. Snape.

[emptyyourself]

I find it hard to believe that this is a mere coincidence.