Getting through the day and not crapping myself = priceless

[twinclash]

Today I had a nice reprieve from camp to attend the first day of orientation for my new school. I was very excited and also scared to death; specifically scared that I wouldn't crap myself. You see, apart from a cajun burger on Friday and bowl of cheerios on Saturday, I can't attribute to what evil has befallen upon my stomach and made my colon Mt

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[jrzshore]

Dude, this new place sounds kick-ass, so as long as you don't say/do anything stupid, it should be awesome.

So, just ask yourself... WWWD? (What Would the Whore Do?) and proceed accordingly.

What won't happen

[twinclash]

WWTWD: stick dick into mashed potatoes, watch gay wrestling at school, route for The Dallas Assclowns, secetly masturbate to John McCain clips on YouTube after school

Re: What won't happen

[jrzshore]

Dude, if you knew it was going to be that kinda party, you'd've used the mashed potatoes that way too!

And I'm a Bob Barr guy, McCain can get bent.