I am a 1460: did you have fun last night?
I am a 1460: getting drunk and sleeping with Matt?

hey thor, why don't you just take your assumptions that i'm a shitty person and fuck off?

hearing about cool stuff after it happens, after people have gone and come back, or by happenstance,
is really fucking lame

get on the ball, or get out of my life.

may came home with a smooth round stone
as small as a world and as large as alone
for whatever we lose (like a you or a me)
it's always ourselves we find in the sea

my poem for the creative writing class:
bite the hand that feeds mother
needles on pins
voices like karo syrup or maybe like gin
bite the hand that's shampooing father
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PARTY MONSTER is a fabulous movie. I want to throw a medical party now ( Read more... )

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dear crazy lady across the apt. complex ( Read more... )

man so i was at the zoo a couple days ago and there's this animal right by the polar bears called a pallas' cat, and it basically looks like a stupid persian cat with large feet. anyways, this cat paced back and forth forever, but when we walked up to its cage it came right up to the front, and chattered its teeth at thor while making a sound not ( Read more... )

MONSTERS FROM MARS (you can see me rock it on organ yo)
THE COACHWHIPS
I EXPLODE YOU
THE PEPPERMINTS
uh....somebody else!

GELATO VERO'S
GET THERE AT 7:30,
WE'RE ON THEN!

FRIDAY, MARCH 26th

this is going to be off the hook sassy, dancey, and crazy.

I PROMISE

i'm in san diego now. l.a for three days at the beginning of next week.
you should call me.
I also have a new screenname I might be using periodically on aim
WEARETHEoROBOTSo

but if you don't know what it means, you probably shouldn't be messaging me.
*end public service announcement*

DAMN IT. I was going to get, as my first tattoo, a robot holding a bow in one hand and arrows in the other. because, well, i love robots and i'm a damn good archer (betcha didn't know that.). i've thought about it long and hard, don't you worry your pretty little heart out. but guess what I just found out ( Read more... )