Panic Attack - ONESHOT
Title: Panic Attack
Author: twinklespink
Genre: fail!Humor
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Once Jonghyun sees Key's new hair what will happen? Dinosaur vs. Shaved Umma GO!
A/N: Especially for gaypop who requested it :]
The buzzing of the razor stopped and she was finishing up the last touches, my hair . . . my wonderful rainbow locks are gone. I can't blame the coordi noona, it wasn't her choice to take off half my hair, or at least I didn't think it was. She gracefully took off the smock and she looked at her creation," Sorry Kibum, I really hope it does you justice." I nodded and thanked her, I walked out of the room and headed home, what would the members say? Everyone's hair was pretty normal, but, mine.
I stepped into the noisy dorm of four guys and it became quiet, not a sound escaped. The maknae looked up," Key hyung . . . is that y-you?" I shrugged and put a bag of groceries on the table, slowly placing the items where they belonged. Jonghyun ran out of the computer room with a huge grin that slowly disappeared,” What. The. Fuck.” He pushed me into the counter and felt up the shaved area, anger was firing out of his ears,” Yah! I’m going to kill that coordi noona!” I pushed the weight off and sat down on the cushion,” You can’t touch her. If you do I’ll make sure to break up with you.” His nostrils flared and he started pacing,” What am I supposed to do now? Look at the left side of your head? It looks like a freaking deformation!” Onew came over and sat next to me, looking closely at the exposed blotch,” It doesn’t look so bad . . . okay I lied. It looks horrible, but I’m sure by next week it’ll be normal for us to look at him.” Minho laughed at the sight of Jonghyun who was ripping pieces of bounty in his hands,” Whoa, calm down dino! I’m sure that you’ll get used to it, but hey! All key has to do it put some hair over to the other side to camouflage it, then tada all better!” The maknae laughed and immediately stopped when the animal started charging towards him, he picked up the small puppy and snuggled his face with it,” Roo, you won’t go half bald right? We can bite that noona together. You in?” The fragile puppy squirmed from being held too tight, but Jonghyun didn’t move a muscle until he was whining. He let the dark hair down and it went over to Key, sniffing him for guidance, and to make sure he wasn’t a stranger.
Hair grows back, but it’s going to be awkward looking and uneven, oh well. I sat stirred the pot of soup and everyone watched from the dinner table, usually it was to see if it was done, but today was completely different. Jonghyun had a frown on his face, that I’m sure by now is a permanent expression. The youngest drank down his juice and got excited,” You can wear hair extensions! Yea, like me, and um well I’m not sure how you can connect them but it should work. Try it hyung!” The oldest squirmed in his seat when the small dog made it’s way over to his feet,” Hey, Jonghyun get your dog away from me, please! I don’t want to hurt it, get it AWAY!” Minho chuckled and took Roo into his lap, knowing that his hyung wouldn’t make a move from his seat,” Jonghyun . . . this is crazy, it’s just a hair cut. You don’t even want to play with Roo anymore, how serious is this, really?” The steaming boy slammed the table causing everyone to shriek,” It’s damn serious! My boyfriend only has half a head of hair! And you, you alien crutched thing, shut the hell up. And put Roo down!” The ‘alien’ put the dog down, still putting his hand on the floor to occasionally pet it,” Is Roo a girl or a boy?” Taemin looked up,” I don’t know that answer either, how can you tell?” Key brought the boiling pot over and placed it on the table and sat down next to Onew, instead of Jonghyun just for today, Jonghyun looked up and growled,” Hey! Why are you sitting next to him? Want another scandal? Sit here now!” Key sighed and glanced at the childish boy,” Stop overreacting, please, you are an example for Taemin. Plus you seem a little . . . violent today, so I’ll sit here.”
After having everyone wash up, some of them washing twice because they didn’t do it decently, I slipped into bed. Jonghyun was itching at his hand, a huge red blotch covered the back of his hand and he rapidly scratched, I climbed into his bed to inspect it but he pulled his hand away from my grip. Astonished I pulled him back and grabbed the itchy cream and slathered it on generously,” Better?” He didn’t say anything and pulled the thick covers over his head, I entered his blanket and stole a kiss, he pouted when the itching cream was rubbed away by the blankets. He got up and whined loudly, looking into his large brown eyes I couldn’t help by feel bad. His whining got louder and soon turned into crying, soft tears ran down his milky cheeks,” It still i-itches! Aaa-hh, why’d you do t-that for K-kibum?! It’s all y-your F-FAULT!” I wrapped my arms around the older one and an idea struck in my head, I took the itching hand to my head and rubbed it against the buzzed part, he calmed down and his pout still remained. I smiled and kissed his hand lightly,” At least it’s good for something. I love you!”
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I really liked the ending, I guess my mojo is coming back little by little. I'm definitely looking forward to some new JongKey moments, bring it on guys! This was made just for gaypop and i'm glad you brought it up :] Hope this is what you were looking for!! I love you unnies, please keep supporting me and my oneshots. Oh and for the people who read One Cinderella Story my next chapter will we up by next Wednesday, i'm taking a break and doing some oneshots to get my mojo back :]