I don't want no part of your tight-ass country club, you freak bitch!

[twirl_away]

Everyone needs to watch Arrested Development.  I started watching it a couple of weeks ago.  Now I'm on Season 3, the last season I think.

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Also, some advice, never live with someone who's messier/dirtier than you! Here's one of many possible examples

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[bluespire]

Ugh, yeah, once a week is essential if there is more than one adult involved. That shit gets dirty. And it takes what? 20 minutes to clean? Fucking college roommates. I totally remember that shit. I lived with one girl and three guys, our place got really dirty even with the weekly cleanings. Good luck. :)

[twirl_away]

There's three of us! D: I mean, I know I don't have it as bad as some people. I've overheard conversations involving a lot worse. But still. I can clean the whole apartment in an hour. Between the three of us, it doesn't take that long. My one roommate just goes along with me, no complaints. But the one from above is always making excuses. I'm like, "girl, I could do your classes in my sleep. When you're as busy as I am then we can talk. Now here's a broom, bitch."

[bluespire]

Lol. You'll look back fondly at these days, no lie...if you live through them. :) Hang in there. :)

[twirl_away]

I can't say I will look fondly at the level of cleanliness. I tried and failed to block the memory of the time I sat on a toilet covered in dried puke last year. Gross.

But in everything else, I believe you.