manatees suck

[twirling_lapis]

Some people say that God's biggest mistake was the platypus; others say it was [insert name of rival high school here]. Really, though, God's biggest mistake was the manatee. Any animal that has to breathe air but can't stick anything more than its nose out of the water because it is SO FAT that if it got out of the water its body weight would

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[skarlath2]

emily is this a passive aggressive attack at me

[twirling_lapis]

depends how are your internal organs doing

[buella_pearl]

Poorly designed perhaps, but I can't deny the quiet grace of the manatee. They are an animal I usually forget about, but whenever I see footage of them, I'm awed.

[lliw2322]

without the manatee i wouldnt be able to call people sea cows with relevance. i think that that makes their existence worth it.

[morgana113]

Poor manatees...

[marzipanbaklava]

I love manatees because of this clip from Sesame Street that I saw in my childhood and never forgot: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kanu7S5eLPw

Also, I love imagining your mother saying "Flaaaaarida," as well as imagining how she would say "shower."