I was thinking... what if santa keeps the elves in check the same way manson kept his "Family" in check? it makes sencec.

Ok! So i must say... Susan, those pants really flatter your behind. They also make it feel really nice... Now that's not to say it doesn't normally, but it was hard to keep my hands off. haha I know, I know... i do normally but still. The material and ohhhhh... hehe ( Read more... )

Anyone wanna move to toronto and get a placec with me in a few months when i have the funds to relocate? haha. no seriously... even if susan says in a few months she wants to get a place a friend would be nice too.. could get a bigger place and stuff.. maybe in a nicer part of the city. not that this ghetto ish area isn't nice. for a poor area it ( Read more... )

Okay crackas, it's been demanded of me that I update this... I've decided that this is the best time, well as good a time as any. It's not bad here, you have to get past the smell.. the people who refuse to learn english, and um.. the smell. but other than that it's not bad, not a single crack head has attempted to rape me, and i know this will be ( Read more... )

so tonight is my last night in simco county. most specificly in this god awful house. and i'm happy. i went shopping and today was one of those days where i just want to kill.. it's the crunch, it's expected everything that will fuck up will. but that's it i'm out. fuck ya'll in the o-dot i'm off to bigger and better things. if you're smart you'll ( Read more... )

So it's a week.. maybe six days until i move. move? me? uh-oh, someone was dumb enough to let ryan unleash on the world. There are still some things to get before i move.. like the address would be nice susan ( Read more... )

uh-oh! So this is what's been happening since my last actual fulll filler entery! dun dun dun ( Read more... )

I was going to update with some substance.. but then my plane was shot down. a band of pale midgets attacked and captured me all gullivers travels style. It looked like they wanted to rape me.. but i was wrong. Really what they wanted to do was torture me, that was atleast the choice of the village leader. She was almost as big as I am. but not ( Read more... )

Well... it's well into July, so i suppose i should make another one of these. whatever they are ( Read more... )

I prefer the way i write these over to an out and out blog or journal format. it's just thought on paper, opinions. things you would say in passing, and for that reason i make them public. Very little of it now.. i'm not going to argue and say back in the day it was a blog or journal. take your choice of words. But these days it's a way to ( Read more... )