Finally the condom hat of deeeewm. Bwah bwah bwah!
Inner paladin: You get a condom on your head and you think that makes you cool? Oh dear god... it's true what they say about you mages.
White mage: Ugh?
Inner paladin: I dont know, but its true. OMFG A ROCK GOLEM LEMME TANK LEMME TANK!
White mage: Go away and leave me alone, dont make me aggro it... WAAAAAAAA!