"I was just thinking about you, and got you these roses." Really means... "The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe."
"It's a really good movie." Really means... "It's got guns, knives, fast cars, and beautiful women."
"You know I could never love anyone else." Really means... "I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse."
"I heard you." Really means... "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me."
"I can't find it." Really means... "It didn't fall right into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."
"Oh, don't fuss. I just cut myself, it's no big deal." Really means... "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit I'm hurt."
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What Men Really Mean...
"I was just thinking about you, and got you these roses."
Really means... "The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe."
"It's a really good movie."
Really means... "It's got guns, knives, fast cars, and beautiful women."
"You know I could never love anyone else."
Really means... "I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse."
"I heard you."
Really means... "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me."
"I can't find it."
Really means... "It didn't fall right into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."
"Oh, don't fuss. I just cut myself, it's no big deal."
Really means... "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit I'm hurt."
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